they alredy think im from another planet

uranus

cus im always talkin out of my arse

sounds like something you might step in

😝

" i got just the thing for that rash, let me ground up some Gunga Lunga , that with a bit of Humus we will fix you right up"

hello @Socrates

7 minutes for lunch? who do you work for Amazon? lol

haha

amazon+ 30 minutes lunch but it takes you 23 minutes to walk to the lunch room lol

hahaha @Gailm i kep trying to tell @Deadcat to put some humus on his blue thumb from the chat room but he didnt see me lol

hahah yeah

see you dear, GBY

thats prolly true @tattered flag , im having an affari with @Mee6

and affari is different then an affair as its mostly based on attari

@Gailm lolz

im gonna run to walmart and see if their solar panels are on fire bbl

😛

hahaha just had a mental image of me doing and over the shoulder open arm clap screaming GUnga Lunga at people

gooder way to get a free 24 hr hold curacy of the state

curtesy

naw im gonna go get some yogurt lol

there goed half your lunch..

yeah that is cool, liked that

ok back to the blacklist declas lol i swear it could all be true

just watched that kellyann video over on voice content, very powerful

amen huni

lol thought you said Guilt

i was like oh col a man who quilts

i would not hold it against any man who is into quilting

lol too scared to talk on air

can you help me a sec?

how do i send reddawn a pm?
i do not see their name on the right to click

i did, they said the same maybe if i just type @RedDawn and not i will click it and send a pm lol

lol i am so backwards

thank you dear for helping me

hi tattered

i did it lol i clicked on teh name i typed in chat

the the the why cant i type that word

hahaah i love that man

is it because they are offline?
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hello @the Steward

lol i felt silly having to ask in here how to send a pm, i am promise i am not that dense but i didnt see their name to right click it

hey i am old school i say PM

hahaha

ahh so you type in the person name in the search box?

@TnFarmGal as opposed to racist white rice?

are you smarter then a 5th grader?

lol i love Jeff foxworthy

did you know.. Jeff foxworthy is a real christian, every Sunday he gathers homeless people in his van and feeds them

i listen with my eyes all the time lol

lol

im eatting air tonight, its not very filling lol

i was about to go back for second on air and then have air desert but im scared of gas now.. thanks @Gailm !!

@Ron Ward water hose ^^ ftw

plant a trump sign in that safe space

hello @tattered flag are you doing gooder?

nope.. cant do it, just makes me sound like a tard lol

illegal chipmunks?

bahahah

lol 4 guage

i am not allowed to post a video in here am i? i got a favorite video of a 4 guage shotgun being fired

https://youtu.be/8uJouw9uh84

tee hee

yeah i love that one lol

its got over 3m views lol

i spent 16 years in prison, still waiting for something offensive, your all good lol

not that i am looking for it, ys get my drift i am sure

we passed around all kinds of gun mishaps when in firearms training lol was great to tease me recruits what they thought would happen when they fired the shotguns we had, torture them

they just said my name..

CO2 guns are fun to shoot lol

simunition is fun too, we used to do rabbit hunts as drills in CERT and we would have an officer play inmate and go hunt themlol

i was always in the back, no idea why lol and would end up with 6 guns and a shotgun and have a real shoot out with the rabbit in the rafflers

once an officer is blue tagged you secure his weapon and move forward lol

they have to lay like thay are dead lol

wish i had a dollar for everyone of my kids stiches..

some kids have to learn the hard way

my son then he was 10 rode off dumb bo hill ,on a dare, call that cus it was a 50 ft dropp onto bouders and youd have to be dumb to jump it

16 stapples

dumbo hill*

he is a tard lol

lol when hes sleeping

yeahhes my second favorite son lol

we joke so much in much lol

they are terrible, do a peeping sound when i back up

woke up on the beach when i was napping with one on each arm, they were carrying me toward the water screaming to make way they were returning a beached wahle..

beeping*

jeeze my typos ruining my jokes

my oldest are 6 years from my youngest, they thought it would be funny to teah the baby the world vagina once in walmart

i told you they are tards lol

but i love em lol

needless to say all toddlers repeat all new words 50 times as loud as they can, so i had a 3 year old shouting vagina for 20 minutes

right lol

i used to tell my oldest son a buzzard came along and shat on a rock and the sun hatched him out

so he got me back in gradeschool when the teacher wanted a parent teacher conference cus during family tree he cut out a picture of a bird and had it in his father place

he thought it was hillariouse at least.. i felt like a bad mother hahaha

that boy, hes something else, once i was learning MOCH and i came home and hew anted me to practice on him( maybe i wanted to practice on him) its the move where they grab you from behind and you knee dip and throw them forwards, well i didnt account he was only 100 lbs and flew him over my shoulder and be bounced off the wall, jumped up laughing saying "do it again mom"

i was mortified lol i had just body slammed my son and he loved it lol

hes a mans man now tho, i love hes not a pansy snowflake

my sons could kick my butt, no thanks lol