Purple
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China: We will take over and bribe all the companies and we’ll be rich
Me: But what about all the Uyghurs you’re enslaving?
China: WHAT SLAVES??
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LOL WTFFFFFFF
wtf
Teddy Roosevelt, the most well-rounded president
Me when Leftists say: “Conservative is slavery, Black Lives matter” just as they’re buying nike shoes:
and then these globalist bastards (pardon my french) are trying to make it “CoMmOn ErA”
I get so angry when I hear that
Because Hitler, being the Jackass he was, stole the symbols.
Nobody:
Baking soda: *I am inevitable*
Because if you say “men” is an acceptable way to say “men and women,” then you ain’t a woman
lol
Oh my Lord
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*press X to doubt*
Mint chocolate chip is best
and btw
Spring is way too underrated
You pretty good
How based?
Says the libertarian
Did you see today’s gospel?
“A leper came to Jesus and kneeling down begged him and said,
‘If you wish, you can make me clean.’
Moved with pity, he stretched out his hand,
touched him, and said to him,
‘I do will it. Be made clean.’
The leprosy left him immediately, and he was made clean.
Then, warning him sternly, he dismissed him at once.
He said to him, ‘See that you tell no one anything,
but go, show yourself to the priest
and offer for your cleansing what Moses prescribed;
that will be proof for them.’
The man went away and began to publicize the whole matter.
He spread the report abroad
so that it was impossible for Jesus to enter a town openly.
He remained outside in deserted places,
and people kept coming to him from everywhere.”
This has nothing to do with St. Valentine’s Day fyi
Nice
Honest question, why don’t you say Saint Valentine’s Day?
**Yeah, uhhh, what the fuck**
😬
Oh lol
Then why was Fascism at 0% on your test
Ikr? Saying you’re a Libertarian Fascist is like saying you’re a Muslim Catholic. It doesn’t add up
Oml... tomato Poptarts?
**I’ll take it**
Oh no wonder
Me getting banned from twitter for saying that 1/6 should not be compared to 9/11:
That alone/not alone gap is absolutely staggering
“You are 56.74% darker than the average person”
Imagine using that out of context
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Maybe me
I was messing with people’s messages
to make it sound absurd
Idk
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