Commissar Crunch

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I would right a that fan fic but last time I wrote a fan fic the people involved became gay for each other

I mean fuck it why not

>Be me
>Some fag who loves darksouls
>come across this cool dude named skidonic
>[email protected] he's got a discord server
>Join cuz I think it'll be fun
>meet some cool people who are now my friends
>half of them are fur fags but friends nonetheless
>met a really rad dude named cay
>cay thinks I'm rad
>btw just for some context my best friend Kapn Von Krunch had also joined
>become the really funny communist

>one dickhead named dimmadome really hates me
>he makes dumbass remarks to me and kapn
>eventually I become disliked
>fuckmethen.mp4
>skid changed my names to make fun of me blah blah blah
>he then calls me The Legit Fagglelord
>I like that name so he cuts me some slack and keeps it put
>changes Kapn's name to The Unlegit Fagglelord

>thus starts the rule of Fagglelord
>fast forward couple mounths
>convince cay to join our ranks
>starts an uproar
>cay had betrayed them because everyone loved cay
>cay was given an ultimatum change back to his original self or we get ban
>Tell him to refuse
>The lords are kicked
>all the lads from my friend group get pissed
>skid tells em I had to learn my lesson
>among those friends was casey a close friend of skid
>convinces him to give us a two week ban instead of perma
>Alright.jpg

>get back after the ban is over
>people are disgusted
>thefuckdidIdotoyou.com
>fast forward a couple months again
>dimmadome postes some art he was raving about
>I say that it's okay but nothing to rave about
>snitches to skid
>turns out the artist was skid's girlfriend
>get perma ban

This be my story

Dont ask questions you know you wouldn't get an answer to

I like this chat

I am absorbing knowledge

Communist women make me hard

Waifus are for the disgusting weebs

Weebs cannot be communists

Same

You're a smol boi so shut up

I wanna tie down a capitalist pig thot then whip out a funnel and funnel pure fat down the fatass whore's throat and punish her for supporting such a shitty system

It would've died either way, it was to febile to even be given help

Ah sadly you can't change what happens to a wild animal when it is abandoned

Especially when it's a baby bird

Humans naturally feel for most things not human

Ah fuck man

That hit close to home

2019-04-12 04:25:51 UTC [The Ice Wall #members-log]  

2019-04-12 05:08:31 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

I know I am a random but the fact one may be banned for no reason at all is quiet... how do I put this? Retarded?

2019-04-12 05:38:14 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Wow

2019-04-12 05:38:50 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Gotta keep it Christian

2019-04-12 05:39:28 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Why would anyone wanna fake a picture of a black hole?

2019-04-12 05:41:43 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

No

2019-04-12 05:48:55 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Wow what a fragile argument this guy has

2019-04-12 05:49:36 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Ok everyone

2019-04-12 05:49:48 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Move to the debate channel

2019-04-12 05:51:40 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Ahem

2019-04-12 05:51:56 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Summery of the article

2019-04-12 05:52:48 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Yeah

2019-04-12 05:54:03 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Shhh

2019-04-12 05:55:14 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

๐Ÿค”

2019-04-12 05:55:39 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Comrades

2019-04-12 05:55:52 UTC [The Ice Wall #civil-debate]  

Our words fall silent on deaf ears

2019-04-12 05:57:06 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Leave it be

2019-04-12 05:59:06 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Face it comrade

2019-04-12 06:02:50 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

It hurts me on how photoshopped some of the images that he uses are

2019-04-12 06:04:51 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

You know truth is a 1 way street right?

2019-04-12 06:05:31 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Wait

2019-04-12 06:05:33 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Fudge

2019-04-12 06:06:08 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

No donโ€™t tell mom

2019-04-12 06:07:51 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

So did the Soviets

2019-04-12 06:08:34 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Do yโ€™all remember the first satellite launch?

2019-04-12 06:09:16 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Well yeah but

2019-04-12 06:10:37 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

And what did they do up there?

2019-04-12 06:11:09 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Play a game a pool and watch Adam Sandler films?

2019-04-12 06:11:38 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

That does sound fun in space actually

2019-04-12 06:13:22 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

What is the ice box?

2019-04-12 06:13:34 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Ok

2019-04-12 06:15:21 UTC [The Ice Wall #lounge]  

Nah dude itโ€™s a hexagonal 3D shape

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