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2021-01-21 16:57:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I have one. Not even molested, but my stepdad was a dick, and I still want to kick his ass decades later. Again. lol

2021-01-21 16:58:17 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Why child porn should be illegal. Because those children may grow up to be huge, angry men. 😄

2021-01-21 16:59:07 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol

2021-01-21 17:05:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Before lockdown here there were signs on the street offering jobs. Come on in! No experience required! Ever drive a forklift? Well..... We'll work something out. lol

2021-01-21 17:07:10 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Get the chance again, go for it. That's actually a great skill. And they have forklift olympics! 😄

2021-01-21 17:09:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lmao @ mean to cancer. @SlimmJim

2021-01-21 17:10:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I have 2 or 3 voices debating all sides. It's not schizophrenia! Yes it is. No it's not!

2021-01-21 17:19:13 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Foo Fighters, No Son Of Mine. No son of mine will ever! Live down on his knees! <:9360_pixel_yes:726877001138569286>

2021-01-21 17:20:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Same as any "normal person." lol DM me this error?

2021-01-21 17:21:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Bro, I literally hide from my elderly neighbor ladies. Like a fkn ninja. LOL

2021-01-21 17:22:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

You and I listening to Black Sabbath at 3 AM while lifting weights.

2021-01-21 17:23:34 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Exactly that, man. Life of the party, rather not talk a lot about bullshit. 😄

2021-01-21 17:24:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

The Devil's Hour!

2021-01-21 17:27:47 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Guys, today is 1212121. 1 January, 21st day, 21st year, of the 21st century. <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2021-01-21 17:28:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

rofl Man, that's why I wanted it in DM. I do stupid shit a lot and get schooled! 😄

2021-01-21 17:31:08 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol @Jacob4048 I'm curious what it was though. See if I read it wrong as you did. May be a wording thing.

2021-01-21 17:33:38 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

LMAO That is exactly what I do. Then look back and what??? My eyes are supposedly good. Maybe we read too damned fast.

2021-01-21 17:34:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

But I am old school. Some violence should be permitted. Society getting too soft now.

2021-01-21 17:36:06 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Don't forget to DM me if you need some smart ass replies.

2021-01-21 17:37:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

They gotta save this server from the tech warlords though, bro.

2021-01-21 17:40:30 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Is that Moon Baby by Godsmack?

2021-01-21 17:41:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol OK.

2021-01-21 17:45:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol That song. @Arkayde

2021-01-21 17:48:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

All good, man. 🙂 Want to hear the other one?

2021-01-21 17:49:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Yes. Godsmack, Moon Baby.

2021-01-21 17:51:51 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Smart men know women were never naive or stupid. lol They just let us think we are in control.

2021-01-21 17:52:47 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Look what I told this "woman."

2021-01-21 17:54:48 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Each finds their own way and I never judge. My woman has 2 degrees. But she still can't drive for shit. lol

2021-01-21 17:56:09 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol She also can't cook. @Sir John VIII

2021-01-21 17:57:08 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

The best chefs are men. #changemymind @ women lol

2021-01-21 17:59:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

My slow mode must be stuck on 120 second full retard mode. lol

2021-01-21 18:01:06 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol 20 minute slow mode? @isoboto See you guys tomorrow! 😄

2021-01-21 18:01:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

LOL

2021-01-21 18:03:31 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

On 20 minute slow mode. 😄

2021-01-21 18:06:26 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

They best not try. There are still many resting bitch face mother fuckers like me cleaning our rifles. <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2021-01-21 18:07:46 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

We remain chill af irl yeah? Until some shit starts. lol @william.

2021-01-21 18:10:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

For real. @Sir John VIII I almost broke a machine with my shoulder in the shop and said, "Damn it!" The whole place knows a fool is about to go the hell off. "Who put this shit in my way?!" lol

2021-01-21 18:11:59 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Welcome to the land of flying dicks! Kamala's first order as VP.

2021-01-21 18:14:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

np 🙂

2021-01-21 18:14:54 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Just as long as you don't accidentally delete me when you become a mod. lol

2021-01-21 18:15:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

See? Now my lag erased a whole word.

2021-01-21 18:17:19 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Airbourne, Back In The Game. Into chasing foxes. lol @𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓮𝔂 𝓐𝓼𝓱𝓵𝔂𝓷

2021-01-21 18:18:29 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Check her PFP too. @Sir John VIII

2021-01-21 18:21:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Your PFP is a running fox. And I am a big cat. Just messing with you. 🙂

2021-01-21 18:21:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol

2021-01-21 18:23:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

@Sir John VIII Hell's Bells! Across the sky!

2021-01-21 18:24:57 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

You misspelled your name, Porcupineapplepizzaneer? lol

2021-01-21 18:26:08 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Someone fill me in? Does Tyler hate or love pineapple pizza? I am unsure.

2021-01-21 18:27:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'd say Gen X was the last great generation, but all I knew were whores and meth heads. *Hands you all the mic.*

2021-01-21 18:30:06 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Thank you, sir. I was maybe 15 when I knew this was a hell of unwanted babies and stupid dudes trying to smoke themselves to death. Welcome to 1987.

2021-01-21 18:31:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I owned the shit out of Driver. lol You all probably consider that lame. So fuck you.

2021-01-21 18:32:43 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Things do remain the same over time, man. Like some people think porn was invented with the Internet. LOLOLOLOL

2021-01-21 18:34:07 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Ugh! Millennials! How many tats you have? (I am still just messing with you.) lol

2021-01-21 18:35:11 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Oi! My IP is 666.420.6969.

2021-01-21 18:38:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

My home address is 668 Blackwell Lane. Neighbor of the Beast.

2021-01-21 18:40:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol @ you guys giving me the <:BanHammer:767180158100570158> . That's not a real address. WTF?

2021-01-21 18:41:28 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol I was getting a beer. Sue me. x

2021-01-21 18:42:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Besides @Master oogwei , why would I need to respond to such?

2021-01-21 18:44:54 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

smh Hello, captain obvious. How is your liberal rule working out for you? Not good? Need to troll the opposition in your fallacy of dreams of a better tomorrow? Oops.

2021-01-21 18:47:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

America is already waking from a fever dream to their mistake. And this will only get funnier, darling. I look forward to 2 years until massive defeat. Then 2 more years of trying to cover fucking asses. HAHAHAHA.

2021-01-21 18:48:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

@VulpesVulpes I guess you know now. Hold your horses, sister.

2021-01-21 18:50:09 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol The "leader" of BLM or Antifa was also arrested. (I don't care enough to look it up.) lol

2021-01-21 18:50:44 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

OK, sis. lol

2021-01-21 18:51:23 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

That fkn Wendy's had to go!

2021-01-21 18:53:24 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

What? Step on what? I never attacked anyone.

2021-01-21 18:55:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Well, now you know. 😉

2021-01-21 19:22:58 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Joo beszt go bak 2 scule wif dis kina tak sun!

2021-01-21 19:24:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I had to look that asshole up. That's how important Don Lemon is. First impression: white man with a hella tan.

2021-01-21 19:26:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

4 years of watching Dems attack each other and fail with bullshit policy. Can't wait! lol

2021-01-21 19:27:22 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Sorry, wrong ping. Being slow af, guys. Like this man here: <:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776> You know. The thing.

2021-01-21 19:28:27 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Hey, there's a joke. Turns out sniffing little girls' hair makes you Bitarded. Ha.

2021-01-21 19:30:01 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Do you? Where are you? lol

2021-01-21 19:31:06 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

OK. So where are you? USA here.

2021-01-21 19:32:07 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Ahahahahaha. Brits always tryna judge the US. Fix ya own bloody hellhole, mate.

2021-01-21 20:09:30 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Already said that. Welcome to 1212121. lol

2021-01-21 20:10:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol This kid just keeps trying.

2021-01-21 20:11:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Thank you, captain obvious. But I believe you not realize the reality of that statement.

2021-01-21 20:14:09 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Also used the N word. Mannnn...

2021-01-21 20:16:13 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

And "these" people voted for the N word using, fake ass, whitest, oldest dickhead ever. lol Good job, libtards.

2021-01-21 20:17:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol

2021-01-21 20:18:37 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

No wonder this distraction tactic is still here saying absolutely fucking nothing of substance.

2021-01-21 20:19:55 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Funny part is, she will bow to any flying dick.

2021-01-21 20:20:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

On both knees! - Kamala Harris 2021

2021-01-21 20:21:34 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lmao I love how most of you don't even read. This is why we are here.

2021-01-21 20:22:38 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lmao I love how you got triggered there knowing I nailed you.

2021-01-21 20:23:19 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I love how you get triggered when it's about YOU.

2021-01-21 20:23:55 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I love how I said the same damned thing. lol

2021-01-21 20:25:32 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

And a hundred little kids with poor taste in music got all butthurt. 01-21-21 LOL Too funny.

2021-01-21 20:27:28 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Let me tell you, if you are here at age tween/teen you have a lot more serious personal issues than dealing with me. And good fucking luck with that. lol

2021-01-21 20:28:53 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Then why did that comment trigger you?

2021-01-21 20:31:27 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

A tween is a fucking 12 year old not quite teenager with shit taste in music. Usually Ariana crap Grande. lol @Kiko

2021-01-21 20:34:59 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

@Kiko I am glad we could find some common ground on Ariana crap Grande. lol

2021-01-21 20:36:26 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

You mean like yesterday? (I am just fucking kidding with you.) lol

2021-01-21 20:37:22 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Spammed out by warns. Niiiiiice.

2021-01-21 20:38:46 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

You old? You know who Spiccoli is? Don't fkn google!

2021-01-21 20:40:34 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

But that's because Pakistani "men" are so damned weak they are like women, so you see the problem. Yes?

2021-01-21 20:41:29 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

lol Stop. Ya killing me!

2021-01-21 20:43:23 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Dude, we gotta tackle these crests like they are the be all end all to our very lives! And Tiffany.

2021-01-21 20:57:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

LMAO Just like most liberals, too stupid too realize you are one.

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