chaperone
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I have one. Not even molested, but my stepdad was a dick, and I still want to kick his ass decades later. Again. lol
Why child porn should be illegal. Because those children may grow up to be huge, angry men. 😄
lol
Before lockdown here there were signs on the street offering jobs. Come on in! No experience required! Ever drive a forklift? Well..... We'll work something out. lol
Get the chance again, go for it. That's actually a great skill. And they have forklift olympics! 😄
lmao @ mean to cancer. @SlimmJim
I have 2 or 3 voices debating all sides. It's not schizophrenia! Yes it is. No it's not!
Foo Fighters, No Son Of Mine. No son of mine will ever! Live down on his knees! <:9360_pixel_yes:726877001138569286>
Same as any "normal person." lol DM me this error?
Bro, I literally hide from my elderly neighbor ladies. Like a fkn ninja. LOL
You and I listening to Black Sabbath at 3 AM while lifting weights.
Exactly that, man. Life of the party, rather not talk a lot about bullshit. 😄
The Devil's Hour!
Guys, today is 1212121. 1 January, 21st day, 21st year, of the 21st century. <:thinking:726878987837636698>
rofl Man, that's why I wanted it in DM. I do stupid shit a lot and get schooled! 😄
lol @Jacob4048 I'm curious what it was though. See if I read it wrong as you did. May be a wording thing.
LMAO That is exactly what I do. Then look back and what??? My eyes are supposedly good. Maybe we read too damned fast.
But I am old school. Some violence should be permitted. Society getting too soft now.
lol Don't forget to DM me if you need some smart ass replies.
They gotta save this server from the tech warlords though, bro.
lol Is that Moon Baby by Godsmack?
lol OK.
lol That song. @Arkayde
All good, man. 🙂 Want to hear the other one?
Yes. Godsmack, Moon Baby.
Smart men know women were never naive or stupid. lol They just let us think we are in control.
lol Look what I told this "woman."
Each finds their own way and I never judge. My woman has 2 degrees. But she still can't drive for shit. lol
lol She also can't cook. @Sir John VIII
The best chefs are men. #changemymind @ women lol
My slow mode must be stuck on 120 second full retard mode. lol
lol 20 minute slow mode? @isoboto See you guys tomorrow! 😄
LOL
On 20 minute slow mode. 😄
They best not try. There are still many resting bitch face mother fuckers like me cleaning our rifles. <:thinking:726878987837636698>
We remain chill af irl yeah? Until some shit starts. lol @william.
For real. @Sir John VIII I almost broke a machine with my shoulder in the shop and said, "Damn it!" The whole place knows a fool is about to go the hell off. "Who put this shit in my way?!" lol
Welcome to the land of flying dicks! Kamala's first order as VP.
np 🙂
Just as long as you don't accidentally delete me when you become a mod. lol
See? Now my lag erased a whole word.
Airbourne, Back In The Game. Into chasing foxes. lol @𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓮𝔂 𝓐𝓼𝓱𝓵𝔂𝓷
lol Check her PFP too. @Sir John VIII
lol Your PFP is a running fox. And I am a big cat. Just messing with you. 🙂
lol
@Sir John VIII Hell's Bells! Across the sky!
You misspelled your name, Porcupineapplepizzaneer? lol
lol Someone fill me in? Does Tyler hate or love pineapple pizza? I am unsure.
I'd say Gen X was the last great generation, but all I knew were whores and meth heads. *Hands you all the mic.*
lol Thank you, sir. I was maybe 15 when I knew this was a hell of unwanted babies and stupid dudes trying to smoke themselves to death. Welcome to 1987.
I owned the shit out of Driver. lol You all probably consider that lame. So fuck you.
Things do remain the same over time, man. Like some people think porn was invented with the Internet. LOLOLOLOL
Ugh! Millennials! How many tats you have? (I am still just messing with you.) lol
Oi! My IP is 666.420.6969.
My home address is 668 Blackwell Lane. Neighbor of the Beast.
lol @ you guys giving me the <:BanHammer:767180158100570158> . That's not a real address. WTF?
lol I was getting a beer. Sue me. x
Besides @Master oogwei , why would I need to respond to such?
smh Hello, captain obvious. How is your liberal rule working out for you? Not good? Need to troll the opposition in your fallacy of dreams of a better tomorrow? Oops.
America is already waking from a fever dream to their mistake. And this will only get funnier, darling. I look forward to 2 years until massive defeat. Then 2 more years of trying to cover fucking asses. HAHAHAHA.
@VulpesVulpes I guess you know now. Hold your horses, sister.
lol The "leader" of BLM or Antifa was also arrested. (I don't care enough to look it up.) lol
OK, sis. lol
That fkn Wendy's had to go!
What? Step on what? I never attacked anyone.
lol Well, now you know. 😉
Joo beszt go bak 2 scule wif dis kina tak sun!
I had to look that asshole up. That's how important Don Lemon is. First impression: white man with a hella tan.
4 years of watching Dems attack each other and fail with bullshit policy. Can't wait! lol
Sorry, wrong ping. Being slow af, guys. Like this man here: <:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776> You know. The thing.
Hey, there's a joke. Turns out sniffing little girls' hair makes you Bitarded. Ha.
Do you? Where are you? lol
OK. So where are you? USA here.
Ahahahahaha. Brits always tryna judge the US. Fix ya own bloody hellhole, mate.
Already said that. Welcome to 1212121. lol
lol This kid just keeps trying.
Thank you, captain obvious. But I believe you not realize the reality of that statement.
Also used the N word. Mannnn...
And "these" people voted for the N word using, fake ass, whitest, oldest dickhead ever. lol Good job, libtards.
lol
No wonder this distraction tactic is still here saying absolutely fucking nothing of substance.
Funny part is, she will bow to any flying dick.
On both knees! - Kamala Harris 2021
lmao I love how most of you don't even read. This is why we are here.
lmao I love how you got triggered there knowing I nailed you.
I love how you get triggered when it's about YOU.
I love how I said the same damned thing. lol
And a hundred little kids with poor taste in music got all butthurt. 01-21-21 LOL Too funny.
Let me tell you, if you are here at age tween/teen you have a lot more serious personal issues than dealing with me. And good fucking luck with that. lol
Then why did that comment trigger you?
A tween is a fucking 12 year old not quite teenager with shit taste in music. Usually Ariana crap Grande. lol @Kiko
@Kiko I am glad we could find some common ground on Ariana crap Grande. lol
You mean like yesterday? (I am just fucking kidding with you.) lol
Spammed out by warns. Niiiiiice.
You old? You know who Spiccoli is? Don't fkn google!
But that's because Pakistani "men" are so damned weak they are like women, so you see the problem. Yes?
lol Stop. Ya killing me!
Dude, we gotta tackle these crests like they are the be all end all to our very lives! And Tiffany.
LMAO Just like most liberals, too stupid too realize you are one.
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