@Nadeko, Get your ass over here and screw my butt cave, you foul ass pirate.

@eli, Troubadors will write parables of your immense half-wittedness for centuries after you hang yourself.

@eli, We should hang out sometime, it's absurd to be near someone with actual STDs.

@eli, Your shitty odor is definitely heinous.

@eli, Screw you, you destitute, backwoods, gay-hating hog wrestler.

@eli, Hey fridge viking, I find your gigantic ass repulsive.

@Alibaba, I dream of a time when you gag on your Mom's cock, you dried up stinky piece of shit.

@eli, Sometime in the next couple years, you will almost certainly be being ravaged by a guy in overalls in a godforsaken restaurant for dimes, you lamentable fucker.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, My idea of a flawless Tuesday evening is watching a republican punch your face.

@Deleted User, Sometime in the next couple years, I can see you sucking off a crusty old fisherman in an empty bus stop for free, you pathetic loser.

@Deleted User, I will give you a American saxophone.

@Deleted User, Oh man, do you remember when when some of your co-workers got married and had children? Wait, you don't? Ahh right, I completely forgot, you are universally despised by all.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, Why are you angry, shitbreath, did someone take a nice shit in your macchiato?

@Sexy Zombie Roo, Hey tubby, I find your gigantic ass revolting.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, Your odor is altogether revolting.

@ya boi, I really think you like 4chan a little bit too much.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, Eat a schlong, you Cuban rickshaw puller.

@ya boi, Wallow in a river of cocks, you sorrowful son of a bitch.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, I need you to just stop being a worthless shitfalcon for at least the next 10 minutes.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, You are fucking disfigured and you smell, let us meet up so I can drown you myself.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, You will never live in a nice house.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, Your turn-ons include messy butthole molesting and flannel thongs.

@nrg, I pray that an overweight chick stabs you in zimbabwe, you oversexed troll.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, Go fuck your brother you fucker.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, You will never make it home tonight.

@Sexy Zombie Roo, Go fuck your mom, you forever alone shitlord.

@dead, Get the sand out of your vagina, you valueless cunt.

@ya boi, I'm sure it's true that they measure your proximity with a seismograph.