John is who I want to be

I have to become honorable

I was already Jango but then Mace over here copied me

I’m the locker room we’ve never done any gay shit

Okay maybe some

But no touching each other

One time we bullied a kid out of school for a few days

And by we I mean the entire school

He sent a snapchat message that was supposed to be anonymous

And it read

“How much do you charge??? For full intercorse???”

And the memes sprung up

We all made so many jokes

Not even intercourse

He spelled it wrong

Intercorse

And he was such a pussy about it

He left school for a few days

And he made sure that if anyone said intercourse that they would be suspended

Likewise Mace

Don’t fall out of a window

😐

Lol

And like

I had the entire school bully me too

But I didn’t get people in trouble for it

Even though what they were doing was so much worse and illegal

It’s a long and embarrassing story

Maybe I’ll tell it someday

Let’s just say

There was a lot of body shaming

<:CrazyAOC:720122172470722570>

AOC is one of the few politicians who isn’t 100% ugly and she thinks that means she’s pretty

So my grandma does foster care

And she currently has this dood named Tom

Well call him tom

That’s not his actual name

And all that Tom does is watch Harry Potter and jack off

He’s a sped

And not once

But twice

Was he caught masturbating in school

And not even like in a stall

It was in the locker room

@[TDE] Smokie I agree

I could talk about sooo much more

There’s a lot I could say about him

One time he had to go to the emergency room

He was playing with one of his Harry Potter wands

But not in a normal way of playing

Let’s just say he was constipated for a while

@Captain_destroyer_2015 you are a bold one

He’s 20

I wish I was a couple with someone

Lever action guns are the best

My friend group is like

5 guys

Most of us are 16 17 except for one 15 year old

And we get into one dood’s van and eat junk food in there

One time one of the doods pulled up some special anime

I think I still have that video

Nope I don’t

No it was just vanilla stuff

Nothing too crazy

All of the sudden one of the doods says boner check and one of the other doods covers his crotch

^^^

Facism is cringe

Nazism is cringe

Communism is cringe

> You know, i wouldn't be surprised at all if Antifa started calling themselves the Peoples Liberation Army
@Zilla why does this make sense

Chyna

@Deleted User his name better be Walter

Ooh ooh ahh ahh

Obama is black

Before and after

I hope we get to have one for dinner

Friends

What are those

Barack Osama

I just got bug spray

In my eye

God is real

You gotta be on shrooms to be with Lenin

HOTDOG NO BUN

THATS SUPER UN-AMERICAN

@Sugar Goat congratulations

How do you guys feel about PragerU?

I mean like

It’s human nature

But

You gotta try to stop yourself

That’s one good way to end up in Heck

Remember r/consume_product?

Consume product was kinda based

If chopping your dick off makes you a girl

Does that mean that circumcision makes you a half girl

🤔

~~femboy?~~