I got it when I was 16

Gave my dad the money for it and sent him to the gun store

Then the next day when sighting in the bolt fell apart after the second shot

Luckily ruger repaired it free of charge

They really don’t my granddad on my dads side he has a Belgium browning he bought it when it was brand new and man that’s a pretty gun wood stock semi auto chambered in 30-06

My granddad on my moms side tells me that my love of guns will only get me in trouble

So I saw a girl wearing a shirt with that raised fist on it while I was shopping and I walked by and farted she wasn’t wearing a mask and I had eaten a meal with a lot of beans prior to the encounter

It was a glorious fart

Lol

Eat more beans

They are good for your heart and the more you eat the more you fart

So I am watching a cheesy alien invasion movie I got in redbox and well for the alien blasters they just painted nerf guns black

Invasion Planet Earth

From the looks of it it looks like it was done with a green screen in someone’s basement

I think it’s a bristish film

All the actors are British

The aliens apparently nukes Manhattan

When I paid my dollar I thought It was something else I feel like I waisted my dollar

Apparently the plot is the aliens abduct you and help you fight your inner demons

Oh America apparently ordered its own destruction and nuked themselves definitely a British film

No I mean like used the entire nuclear arsenal

Kill all civilians instead of let them be abducted

It’s really really really cheesy lol

I didn’t realize that they were using nerf guns until I realized I had those same nerf guns lol

This is one of the blasters being used this movie is practically a meme in itself

London is about to be destroyed by terrorist nukes

I swear this plot was written in 5 minutes lol

And now earth is destroyed and the aliens are taking humans to a new world

Wait I get it now

Apparently this is someone’s interpretation of the Rapture they believe that the aliens are the angels that are coming down to save us

And those who don’t accept the “angels” are left behind to destroy themselves

Hence the world basically carpet nuking itself

Apparently it’s on the paid version of YouTube

I was expecting something like the battle of los angelis you know that alien movie

I find alien movies in general cheesy

But according to the British aliens use supermodded nerf guns

Well they had the military using the AR-15 over the M4 or M16

They looked like they were airsoft varients though

I think I saw one dude with his finger off the trigger and it was still somehow shooting lol I don’t think they had any gun knowledge on the production crew

Can’t be any stranger then the avengers movie that the British made in the 1980s I think

Two British agents try to fight some dude with a weapon that controls the weather

Another cheesy alien movie I have seen was made in America it’s called “I am Number 4”

The book series was actually better than the movie (yes I read all the books to compare the series would have made a better tv show than movie)

Pretty much

Although around book number 5 the author got board writing certain characters and decided to start killing them off one of them being the main characters girl friend

The girlfriend he never got to do the deed with he kept getting cock blocked by the alien war going on

I will have to look it up

Well here is how marriage works for his alien race

Once you have sex the first time your married

Apparently his alien race mates for life

If that applied to humans well I have a feeling that there would be a lot of polygamy going on

Well the US government started out helping the aliens that wanted to kill us so I guess we don’t

And the president in the series was not Donald trump believe it or not

Some dude with the last name Jackson

But they did name the president’s daughter after one of the Trumps

Milania

Round the end of the series the good guys planet merges with earth and the presidents daughter is one of the humans chosen to have powers and in the sequel series she betrays her own kind and fights them to try and put a chip in all their heads so the US government can control all their powers and you know kill them

So that starts a war between the aliens and humans with powers vs humans without powers and India giving the humans and aliens with powers part of their country to be their own anonymous zone and no

The main character of the sequel series knocks her out the main character in the sequel series is a healer

The president’s daughter is a girl who ended up with super strength and telekinesis

I also have all the books on audio file on my phone along with many of the halo books

It’s funny the humans wanted to team up with the good aliens and humans with powers until the bad guys were defeated then a year and a half later they basically turn on them

The books are nice they add more depth to the gameplay especially when you realize that noble 6 is like 18 and has been fighting since the age of 12

Yeah we had no problem augmenting children to fight aliens

Well master chief was originally augmented to kill humans

Not shut down just used veterans who volunteered

Yep

Sergeant Johnson was actually at the very first battle

And the spartan 4 program adult volunteers mostly ODST and marine veterans

To become a spartan 4 you need to be in the military for a while and survive multiple conflicts for like 20 years

Most spartan 4s are 40 when they undergo augmentation

It’s like going through puberty again

Locke would have never beaten Chief

Master chief has been fighting since he was 14 and now according to Lori he be about 56 maybe 60 years old master chief has a lot more combat experience in luck and he has more time will more experience being a spartan master chief was going easy on lock if that was a true fight walk would have been dead

Locke*

Like I said chief was going easy there was no way luck would win the animation was pretty bad

That fight was between a grandpa Spartina and a five-year-old spark matter chief being the grandpa that’s going easy and letting you win and block being the inexperienced five-year-old that lands a lucky hit

The only person that could probably land a hit like that on master chief would be a Spartan 39 East Barton four because most fours were marines are odious tease and did not have the same training or augmentations as a two or three threes were definitely a lot cheaper than both the twos and fours but 3’s had a lot more skill and determination afforded a Spartan to is just a tank on legs there’s no beating it

Spartan females are not allowed to get pregnant they can get pregnant but titanium bones don’t shift for organs to move around and house 2 beings at once but there is an operation to have the titanium grafts removed which has happened for only one female spartan

But due to the titanium bones if she gets pregnant it can cause internal organs to pop

They can they just need a machine to do it

When in the suits they are catheterized and drink their own recycled piss

For poop well their ration bars are full of nutrients that goes to the muscle system and fills you up for 24 hours and it’s the size of a granola bar but since all the nutrients goes to the muscles no poop is formed in the body

Meaning that a spartan can go days without getting out of armor

Months even

Which they typically do

And no the armor does not take care of sexual feelings those are drummed out during augmentation

Like the desire for sex

However all of the spartan 2s are virgins except for two and after they did the deed at age 11 they were both sent to the brig

Basically

They both ended up dying in a comic book after the diadact was resurrected a second time

They were part of Black Team

Out of the 75 kids abducted for spartan 2 28 survived augmentation and to the current canon and timeline only 12 are still alive

You know I just watched Major Payne again and well what if Payne is in charge of 2020 and he is trying to see what we will do

I haven’t seen any of his movies unfortunately so I didn’t know who he was