so would the baby be like a fawn or something

I like both

HAH

My bro's doggo loves me since I just pet her

I have no actual pets

just squirrels and ducks who demand feeding

they can forage on their own

they just have wrapped around their tiny paws

and wings

If I had the room and space and proper set up I'd get a hognose snake

hognose sneks are cute and derpy

to scare people out my room

so I can have privacy

I'd love to have a trained Trex

"Come on rexy time for walkies"

we can't make dinosaurs from frog DNA

what if we brought back a dodo

and proved it was smarter them most people

I"d use time travel to ride now defunct roller coasters

because of course I'd waste that power on something stupid

riding on top of train sounds fun

and then suddenly tunnel

when are we going to invent laser sharks?

look who got to the moon

places where Germans settled in American have damn good beer

if I could ride and animal I'd love to road trip on a freaking direwolf

"America's History is so evil"

ya want to talk about the British Empire?

when people trash talk America, and you mention British Empire: Why do I hear darth vader theme?

LolR is actually pretty interesting

so I once had a dream about being a lion, and I met this other lion who hated humans because he was a circus lion who escaped and we went on super crazy buddy-cop adventure and ended up saving people from an apartment fire

Disney: So we got the rights to Land Before Time, and we're remaking with hyper realistic dinosaurs and going to remove a lot of darker scenes to not scare the kids and all the dinosaurs are going have these beady little emotionless eyes and it's going to be great!

Disney would do that if they got that chance

Lion King 2019 is a train wreck

when can movies just stupid silly fun again?

like he Animated Mulan was so good

and dark

The Incredibles was dark as hell

but man did I love it

Pools need to be closed because all the bleach and chlorine totally aids in virus spread

we could all shave by using lighter fluid and singeing it off

slatless crackers taste like wallpaper paste

I have a bottle of grape flavored water in a sprite bottle that's like 4 days old

still tastes good

as long as it still smells good and doesn't reslable the ooze, I'll eat it

I only get rid of food that smells funky

Chilli mac but with alphabet noodles

because why not

I'mma sleep soon

I like to buy dinosaur and animal shaped noodles because I like feeling like a little kid again: just butter and soy sauce on the noodles

only thing that sucks is my room is directly above out furnace so I have to crack my windows at night in winter

well there are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are statistics

well if polls like to only interview like minded people

it's bad

people also love flash stat numbers. so always take things with a grain of salt

"Except for those who don't agree with us"

What I mean is people love being able to say numbers

like the polls are useful

but also remember that it's a tiny fraction of a population

weird how many people treat them like the end all

like when any other country than the US gets with by a tornado

it's big news, and depend on small the country is it makes it more hit per square inch then the US

diversity: makes me want to vote for a Jackalope for diversity on principle alone.

I try to make friends with the trash pandas, but I'm stupid that way

they make bubble gum bubble bath

but the weirdest shampoo I'd seen was a rosemary and basil shampoo

IDK maybe

I don't care if your trans, just don't make me pay for it

man White, straight, conservative males are treated like dog shit

"OMG how dare you belive in God, but I can belive in what I want"

Vegans are fun pick at

but all in all, as long as they don't force it down my throat im fine with em

if these governors end up dead, I wouldn't be shocked

hopefully we solve this non violently

but if you keep poking the hornet nest

keep poking the bears

wonder if we could deep fry that

so

a volcano?

or would we just piss off Groudon

deep fried junk tastes good

if we weren't meant to eat pork, God wouldn't have made pigs taste so good

Pigs are smart, but they're also amazingly delicious

God invented bacon, and he looked at his children and he said "You're welcome"

pff yeah

there is that turkey bacon

but that sounds nasty

Crown of Lamb Roast

that's why God made lambs taste so good

Me when trying to remove a mouse from my house: Please don't hurt it, it's scared
also me, but it's a spider: Kill it *beats it to death with a shovel*

so I heard that Scar's takeover of Pride Rock was mostly peaceful

if they had biden answer without dodging and avoiding, they'd lose big time.... oh wait

Follow the green

simple: let the dummies think they're winning, and then watch as it crashes and burns

use guns, and if that don't work use more guns

Triggering memes is pretty easy, just speak the truth

considering the junk I've seen

heh

what people don't talk about with global warming is the fact that the Earth has had many way worse temperature highs then now, like how there wasn't always ice caps on the planet

but we can just point and laugh when it backfires

I don't belive we should force people to think like us