There we go

Ceiling gang is the opposite of floor gang, who sit on the floor

This one is 4 days ago

Ohhhh

The black woman in on the anti side is a genius

If Felix dies, I straight up cry
Like fr

Ive never said that about a celeb

He's like
What Mr. Rodgers was for people's childhoods except for people's lives during quarantine

Ngl
I've never purposefully been on a porn site

Except r34 or whatever that is

Tbh
I'd say I love him more than my uncles

Especially the uncle I know the most

My closest uncle is my dad's sister and he's a major jerk so like

Pewds is new uncle

- hits tambourine at old uncle -

I've heard he's good; lemme look him up

Nah lol u good

People also forget that not everyone who is gay supports the LGBTQ

I hate june

Tbh as a Christian who 99% of the world would label as gay - I personally don't like labelling myself as I identify as a child of God, not someone who is based on what my brain is attracted to - it's hard to explain to people that not all people who struggle with same sex attraction want to be that way. It's so ironic that I'm called a homophobe simply because I think it's wrong. Straight up been told I must hate gay people and want them to all die.

@mikeflarkin ew

Like for real, the OG Fast and Furious was mega sexist imo but making it all female is equally dumb

I hate the pronoun game

Tbh, I find it funny when people immediately assume that I want people dead or something. "Trans people exist" uh, yeah. They do. Not saying I think you're a woman, dude. Your cells and dna say otherwise.

Also, if anyone ever tries to use intersex - there is no such thing as a 50/50

Yeah, but they found that cells in the brain of rats can be traced to male or female

Like, what if we just are on a scale of masculine and feminine thinking and our brains are shaped accordingly?

And same, I use their pronouns simply not to get harassed

Same

Christian dating is so freaking hard tbh, especially when you're looking for a girl who has the same values

Straight up they have Christian dating apps and all but on the one I downloaded the first girl to come up was smoking pot 😂

It really is

H a

To the girls who are like "I'm a Christian!" and then turn around and go "Oh my g--, the spirits are really restless tonight...should we crack out the Ouija board?"
You suck

@ReneAensland Rene I've basically seen it happen

It's hilarious but also sad

What's also funny is that in Christianity, there's two types of spirits - angels and demons. That's why it makes me laugh when kids are like "Im a Christian medium" or whatever. Like
*Who you think you talking to, kid? You sure this is a good idea?*

@Deleted User My conservative Christian college taught us that certain types of socialism is a good idea

Like fr
It be liberal everywhere

*are

**are good ideas

Same

Tbh
Can Crenshaw for president

*Dan

Dan Crenshaw has nothing but respect from me tbh

Aight! See you later!

He wasn't born in the US tho

I wish. I live near Green Bay Wisconsin and it's pretty even tbh

Also
People are right I think there really is a silent majority who are Republican
Straight up I've had my new political Instagram for less than 10 days and I'm up to 107 followers, no cheating, no bots, and no advertising. Just hashtags.

Oh dang that's awesome ninja!

Heyo?

*!

No way!

That's awesome

The closest I have in connection to the civil war is where I live. I go to the cemetery fairly frequently because I'm a weirdo and I like secluded places and it needs cleaning because it's neglected. Anyway, there are two civil war vets buried there, both of whom survived the war. Our city doesn't give a heck though and barely mows the lawn, sadly.

They also survived one of the deadliest fires in American history

They had to replace one because it was so damaged from neglect

The other is barely legible but no lie

Lol

I'm German-England immigrant descent

My hair is literally platinum grey

I'm 19

I've never dyed it

Idk where it came from tbh

No one in my family has the same hair

Except my little brother except his is like bleached blonde

I was born with really light grey hair

Same

Straight up tho people ask me all the time if I forgot to take the makeup out of my eyebrows

Or if I came back from play rehearsal

To which I go "I wish"

I love plays

A l s o fun fact, shampoo changes the color of some people's hair

That whole "no 'poo" trend online actually worked for me. My hair got browner, and it isn't dirt. It just changed colors after I stopped using shampoo and only used conditioner

And for those wondering if your hair gets oily - yes it does, but after a couple weeks it regulates and your hair is just fine. No one can tell.

Just wash it frequently

It is

Same, but I stopped using it on vacation

Working on a farm

So I legit just came home with hair that stays naturally clean

Random cursed comment - Willie Scott from "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" could literally be replaced with Miss Piggy and the story would not change
*At ALL*

She's literally just human Miss Piggy

Suppp

Good! You? @hanimikyu

This is so inaccurate

Much more accurate

I'd say I'm more of an eco freak though than most Republicans. I'm the kind of hypocrite who despises Pocahontas (the film) for essentially being an eco propaganda piece (albeit a beautiful one) that was ironically made in a concrete jungle to be distributed to more concrete jungles, yet I love abandoned places and muscle cars

One moment I'm like "stop throwing trash in the ocean" and the next I'm like "I m p a l a"

Truth

That song gets stuck in my head ngl

Ok but straight up @[TDE] Smokie Pocahontas the movie is the most beautiful lie I've ever seen and I can't even be mad at it

It's literally a giant heaping pile of lies and hypocricy yet I love it

As is the Greatest Showman, another heaping pile of beautiful lies that make my heart warm and fuzzy

Ngl I cried in the theater and it isn't even well written

It's just super cute

Reality? PT Barnum wasn't a racist, probably supported the Union, and gave black people jobs where they'd be respected, and that's pretty much the only admirable thing about him

Straight up alcoholic lying creep who left his wife on Niagra Falls because he was annoyed that she was having a panic attack