Hello

It's going good. I'm on break at work right now. About an hour before I go home. You?

I'm assuming you just woke up not long ago. What time is it for you?

All I'm gonna do once I get home is play some video games.

That's what I've been playing. I just got gold camo for the Stoner 63 LMG. I'm working on the next LMG now.

For what?

Oh, congrats. I have to wait another year or two before I can start.

I'm a transformer.

I'm waiting until I move before starting anything. I haven't hit my savings goal yet to move.

I hate that. I used to give blood every few months in high school.

I stopped because it puts me out of work. I have to lift heavy things regularly at work.

I'm really happy for you, Hazel.

USA (1776-2020)

👋

The M60 is easily one of the worst guns.

Fire rate is way too slow.

I gotta stop my testosterone.

I better enjoy mine while it lasts.

👏

What does that even mean?

You're 19.

I'll be happy if I at least live to 50.

I still think I'm gonna die in a car accident one day.

Death by snu snu.

Fuck me eyes

I need 842,344 more silver to purchase the VK 36.01 H.

Oh, that cuck.

He's got some good songs, yeah.

Legalize medical cocaine.

Dumb

Thick girl cock.

Mom has a bigger penis than them.

I lost my virginity to a black girl. She was the runner up for homecoming queen.

A good portion of my school voted for her to be homecoming queen, so yeah. She's attractive.

Dressing and acting like a guy, kinda.

No

Imagine having ugly teeth.

I'm trans.

My first-ever girlfriend is missing one toe.

I haven't started yet, but don't you become infertile 2-3 months into HRT?

I haven't even started HRT and my nipples looks like the one on the right.

Speak American, you commie fuck.

Vocal therapy and self-training are required for a feminine voice regardless of hormones, unless you start before puberty, which isn't legal or reasonable, as far as I'm concerned.

That sounds about right. I still have another year and a half or so before I can even start hormones.

Imagine thinking Croatia is anywhere close to better than America.

"friends"

That's being too kind.

How many dildos do you think @Cuzza keeps underneath his bed?

Pro-state

Cum + Pepto-Bismol

Giant fucking cockroach cum

Why do you have fans blowing? And hi.

I'm hypersensitive to the cold, so I couldn't do that. That's why I wanna move somewhere it doesn't get as cold in the winter.

I think that's Chaos's call.

What does progre mean?

So anti-leftist?

I'm eating pork chops and rice.

I don't know. I didn't make it. It's dirty looking with pepper in it.

I learned that the Democratic Party would fall under centre-right if it was European politics.

I mean, if you score a decent job in the US, you're pretty much set and don't have to worry. People who can't control their spending habits and live paycheck to paycheck only have themselves to blame, or at least that's how I see it. I'm aware there are exceptions.

I've never met a fellow American who thinks Spain is Latin American.