I’m about to be 18 this month so once that happens I’ll be normal

I’ll be an adult

I’m not a troll I don’t live under a bridge

And I don’t have hair that sticks up

Violence is a great answer

Why can’t we have a national purge

I would get a gun that shoots used heroin needles for the purge

Yeet yeet

He looks like he has a Russian or Slavic accent with that pose

Woah you’re 16

Oh shit I didn’t read

I’m blind

Happy early birthday wigga

I turn 18 on the 27th

Y’all best believe imma tell err body

Yeet

Imma see who I have a similar borthday to

YEAH I SHARE A BITTHDAY WITH ED GEIN

STEP UP

And Aaron Paul so that’s cool

Woah woah

So I’m not even a girl or boy

What the heck

Are you high or on crack @JULZIFICATOR

Shit

I’m happy I share a birthday with a serial killer

Yeet sons

You are not god

You are sad

Lmfao

You are a sad sad man

Sad

Have you ever visited the cloud district?

Oh what am I saying, of course you haven’t

Lawd

It’s gonna be in Mexico @>_

With all the dark elves

Shit you’re right

I already am one

Not mine

I wish you could kill children in Skyrim

That’d be an absolute blast

I mean yeah that too

That’d be fun

Why can’t I kill anybody in Skyrim

They should allow you to fricking mess up the world too

There’s no way fus ro dah wouldn’t mess up the geography somehow if you blasted a mountain

Like knock over those graybeard fucks

I wanna drop the whole fuckin mountain

You have committed a crime against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense

Is it necrophilia if you bring them back to life and have sex with them

Since they are technically still dead

O dang

Is that incest

True

Oh dang

I wanna live that long

It’d be bad though if he happened to get aids really early into

You can’t buy what isn’t there

What if I just chop off my penis

What the heck

The guy who ate a guys face in Florida

I love bath salts

They’re yummy and they make my food spici

But zombies aren’t human

They feel no pain and will bite until they get ya

Leather is best

Leather is difficult to bite through

You ever try biting a leather jacket or something

But soda can melt

Soda bottles I should say

If it gets hot imagine that bottle sticking to your skin just to freeze up

Yes chain mail

If you don’t send it then you’re gonna did

Did

Die

Fuck

Yes

But the best armor should be welding two stop signs together as a chest plate with leather pants and steel toe boots

Boots act as protection as well as kicking weapon

Then a helmet should be made of floral foam on the inside but steel covering

Yes

Weapon of choice should be close range in individual things

No

You gotta look badass

You ever seen friends? Get the leather pants Ross had

Nope

You’ll look awesome when you’re the only one left alive because your stupid friends didn’t wear protection

Yes

Lmao

Yes

I had a great idea for the purge earlier

You know the medics gun in TF2?

You replace those needles with used heroin needles

For the people

No

If the purge happens I am killing everyone

With love

ANT

COMMIE