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Hey guys, Conservative Muslim here. Ask me how I sexually abuse my female relatives!

I kid, I kid.

But hi.

How are ya?

Spoilsport.

Yes, yes, stop spoiling my fun.

😦

Why did I change my name to Chicken Run?

Hang on a sec.

Okay, better.

In any case, how's everyone?

I just arrived but I honestly hope Tim doesn't turn into ...

You know, THAT guy

A certain "normal" person by the name of "Matthew"

A "boring Matthew" so to speak.

It's a shame what happened to MundaneMatt. He was actually quite candid.

He started acting weird against his detractors and fellow Youtube Commentators.

I mean, he wasn't a hundred percent on point a hundred percent of the time, but towards the end/his peak he started making clickbait titles without researching facts.

Which is weird considering he got his viewer base on the "okay hang on, let's wait a second and look at what's actually going on here"

You never know with people, though.

You can just hope sometimes.

I wish Tim would cover more on urban gang violence, but it'd probably be boring to an American.

No offense meant by that by the way.

I don't need hope. I'm a narcissist and hope you all die so I can have me some leg room. :3

All joking aside, though, did you guys see CNN crying about journalists being "abused" and "under attack"?

CNN literally won't have this shit on their hands if they, you know, TOLD THE TRUTH.

Seriously is it SO HARD for them to TELL THE TRUTH?

I mean, the poor fucking border patrol guys, getting accused of killing a little girl on their word.

What the fuck, CNN?

Fox News has always been outrage sensationalists though. I don't like them either, but I trust them more than CNN.

Fareed Zakaria is a scumbag.

Trump University and the Trump Foundation aren't too far off the mark, though. But if you're gonna indict Trump University, you should be indicting DeVry too.

Can someone explain how DeVry University still exists?

Yeah, but if you're going to burn Trump U, DeVry needs some hanging, too. I don't like Trump U, but DeVry's sins are kinda ... you know, MORE VISIBLE?

Anyway, where are you guys from?

Malaysia here.

It's never been horrible, but I wish "my" (The Malay) people would get off their asses.

They keep howling about how the Chinese-Malaysians do better

And don't want to do anything about it.

If you see someone doing well, try to do better. That's it.

Malays would rather whine and ask the government to tell them that they're special

Oh no, we're definitely still a Muslim nation. Definitely.

I'm Muslim.

I'm fine.

Besides, this country was built on the religious and administrative/royal councils

Not like people are asking you to burn your Bills.

I just said I'm fine.

The only problem that arises from that is that my fellow Malays think that makes them special.

They're okay. They're not active, but definitely not as bad as the Spanish Royals.

@Bookworm lolno

Dude my aunt is Chinese Muslim

No, that's Indonesia.

Indonesia is like 8 times our size.

AND HAS THE BEST FUCKING COMICCON IN ASIA

ARGH

Well, 3rd best.

Japan > Taiwan > Indonesia

I'm fucking salty about that.

What? No.

They have a huge selection.

There's hentai, sfw, commissions, series, etc.

It's why I'm fucking salty about it. They're so good.

Malaysia, allegedly more "liberal" has one shitty con and it's fucking corporate-sponsored.

Exactly.

Ah, Thailand, the most hated nation in South East Asia by South East Asians.

:3

And yet also the most frequented

Because every time a superpower invades South East Asia, Thailand is the first to spread its ass cheeks and let the rest of us get fucked

The two most recent examples are the Communist Incursion and the invasion of the Japanese.

I don't doubt if the US or China decide to go Imperial Nippon Number One, they'll be the first to do it again.

We forgave Japan.

We cast a wary eye to Thailand.

Well not the pedos

They love Thailand

Oh you haven't seen the posters in the red light?

I visited Thailand's "night district" once.

My brother was cornered by trans peeps.

And yeah, they're not wrong when they say most of the patrons are middle-aged Caucasians.

No, but my uncle pulled him out of it.

He was 16 at the time.

No, we all teased him about it. My brother was miffed.

I don't know what Thailand's deal with escorts is tbh

Is it a Buddhist nation?

I thought they went total "worship the king" mode

My dad told me they view their King as an actual Avatar of Holiness.

I was grabbed by the collar by a restauranteur for asking why the King's batik shirt was so shoddy.

The late King. Not the current one.

Anyway, yeah, don't like Thailand.

Their history, you can't rely on them to do anything good for the region.

You can even see it in their actions
>Support the Japanese incursion
>Japanese retreats
>Communists come along
>Support communists

Yeah.

I would trust snake venom to not kill me before I trust Thailand to not betray SEA at the next chance.

Yeah, but among ourselves. Thailand spreads its cheeks for any superpower looking in.

Even fucking Philippines resisted ffs

You want to endorse Benedict Arnold behavior, that's on you.

I won't change it.

Yeah, you don't stab your neighbours in the fucking back, for one.