Sex dating? Too slow.
I breed gerbils

🤯🤣🤯🤣🤯

@Salacious Swanky Cat I never comment on a musgendered person’s age!

The pug looked good in danks tutu

👍

Ok. I need to piss off and go dig a foxhole

Just so I can kick y’all out of it😬👹

Talk? Why would we do that when she can’t speak English?

And anyway, she’s always found one inch at a time (multiple times over! At least a dozen!) to be fine

At least... I took the moaning noise to be a happy sound.

I do think she smuggled her young nephew under her burka one night, but hey, no line call, no foul!

Not much more happy moaning than usual anyway

He tells her , fool!

Best to munch tasty carpets?

Or at least, artistically diverting ones while you are otherwise engaged

That’s not a frikkin Afghan.
I can see the IED from here, and they are much more cunning

Poke the bottom left corner.. just wait until I’ve gone for lunch

Getting into bed with wife now . Ought to be sufficient protection. Night all,

Because her weight loss regime would be fast tracked by loosing a leg?

Screw You for doxxing my ex!!

And she usually wore nicer ears I could actually hold onto, just FYI!

I don’t listen to my other half, who is cuter. Why would I listen to her?
But as I said, if I’ve done a wrong, know it, can correct it, and can say sorry in person to the *individual* I harmed, I will do so.
In fact, it’s important that I do.
Otherwise, GFY

How about this decade in stupid?

https://www.worlddata.info/iq-by-country.php

Just for the ethnonationalists who get their jollies from this stuff🤣

Us Africans are used to getting shafted

Zimbabwe “shut down their internet” today due to massive social unrest

Anyone see a CNN article on that?

Hey, my reaction was, “who is going to notice except engineers who have built their own generators and satellite uplinks? And they use VPN and IP spoofers anyway”

BBC report on Gillette says “has split opinions online”
25k likes, 250k dislikes last I looked

Gotta love auntie

That’s a huge and divisive split!

@Lash-Games I think the trannies were hiding in a safe space. Razors can be triggering

We get to do hugging and teach-arounds I think.
Modern policing

Reach-arounds. Damn my Freudian slip-checker on this device

Hmmm...so not all traps are gay it seems.

Some are feminists. For real

Except the actually female ones pretending to be traps so they can get laid

I mean, if you haven’t found a cute tranny in a bar, taken them home prepared for painful anal or a poor BJ, and suddenly found yourself being nibbled by vagina dentata...

Well, you haven’t lived!

Arrested development basically

Yup. Much larping

Hey, gotta try everything once...
It’s just that I think skydiving without a parachute ought to be higher on certain people’s bucket list

Honestly, the closest I ever got to tranny sex was when an ex-gf about thirty years ago tried to introduce me to bawa balls sneaky like.

She was German though, so my fault really

Plus she was the daughter of the guy who owned the company my mom worked for, so I could justify it all in the cause of Marxist dialectic.

Guy phones up his boss, says “can’t come into work today, I’m sick “
“Really? How sick are you?” Asks boss.
“Hey man, I’m in bed with my underage niece, nephew and a spaniel, how sick is that?”

@Salacious Swanky Cat Look away unless you want sore eyes and stuff ... http://www.benwaballs.net/how_to_use_ben_wa_balls.html

Ah, bbc.. gift that keeps on giving

As long as you are in Thailand and Thailand isn’t in you, half the problem is avoided

Well, if your personal attractiveness sucks, there is always WD-40, and duct tape.
Those fix pretty much anything to be honest

Actually I can explain this as a category error from “our” side, not Gillette’s

Jeez, now that’s an even worse type-error

Look at it this way: most people think Gillette is in the business of selling razors

Gillette has actually always been in the business of selling razor BLADES

Now they are moving into the business of owning people. Mostly employees, not customers

Very feudalistic

Gives them enough clout with governments though. Think of it as semi-autonomous nobles vs kings, with peasants as bargaining chips

Is that Pepe in a really bad mood, or a teenage mutant ninja blob?

Could be worse.

Picture this, remake of star wars episode IV, with this in role of Vader right at the end...

@J Edgar you dated a ten year old??

@Agent Smith It’s the wrong question, looking at only 1/9th of the problem, and further ignoring the factors of context, and “cui bono?”

I think I should send you a doc on this. Give me a while to write it

Meh, yes, but not a complete answer Smith

Hey, I didn’t say you were stupid, just that you answer is not comprehensive;)

Sadly true!

I think I need to write that essay though

Yeah, knew a guy called Warren once...

Being a cuniculus for a thousand Lepus up your butt can’t be fun...

Oddly, one of the very few *important* women in my life was six years younger than me, and became my wife for twenty years

Most of my good ones have been 2-10 years older

But I only have a personal sample size of about 200 to go on, and I preselected them, so this is statistically meaningless

Burgers, and nitpicking:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/15/president-trumps-extravagant-sandwich-celebration-clemson-university/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4107774099c7

Did her husband at the time object saint?

If so, I hope you pushed his wheelchair off a cliff while he was sitting in it. I can’t stomach divorce

Hmm. Clearly advantages to failing ten high school years, being the only non-refugee in the class to have a beard then, and teach does not get locked up for shagging student!

Way to go. I wanted to do that to my French teacher when I was 13, but she was not committed

Lol

Have another beer, I’m buying

Never forget a birthday, always forget the birth date

I could say nitpicking or I could say living in a different reality

I know my Hadith .
More importantly I know my mother in law

I’m busy watching my EU and U.K. sock puppets trying to overcome insobriety and dementia in service of their masters

Sperm have to get uncomfortably close to my eyeball before I can see them

Maybe I need speccys

Too late. I have you on record

@Shadows It’s actually not to benefit women. It’s to benefit neuters.
The feminist facade is just to get a foot in the door really

Further, this is very definitely a negative sum game. Any harm to a trait which is easily identifiable as EITHER positively masculine OR positively feminine is seen as good

I reckon I should run around taking people wallets, but leaving them with their cards. Thus giving them the entire contents of their bank accounts

Cos I’m kind that way

So open TOR or your VPN and watch it.

Mine is currently set for Qatar. Buggermewithahalfbrick if I can recall why.
Shouldn’t drink and plot simultaneously

She had to go down on him? I didn’t spit that, but hey..
Spot that is

Oh yeah, watched it near-live. Silly bunt with a strap on and delusions of competence

I don’t mind arrogance that much, it’s the delusional bit which always pisses me off

Some news from muddy island

Just went to tonight’s “leave means leave” conference. Fun, but of no real consequences except as defence in depth.

What was interesting was that I had an AP correspondent with her laptop open, filling in blanks to her report

I’m going to be watching her now;)