Oh I don’t think you’ll have to wait long.

@Niko you’re never too young to drink.

What kind of pies?

Agreed

I mean the budget on them may be insane but at least they’re not the outdated shit that Trudeau bought for Canada.

We call them Hoodlums here.

I think so.

A short break usually improves the jokes.

Yeah definitely. It sure heightens our productivity.

Still funny Niko.

A short walk.

@tequila I would try to stoop down to see your point but I can’t.

Even I wouldn’t stoop that low.

Yeah that joke had very little respect.

Oh my fuck

Now that’s a little petty @tequila

I don’t get why she’s so mad over miniature jokes like these.

Yeah we’re coming up a bit short guys.

At least they can look Niko in the eyes.

Though my time in this server has been short my respect for these puns is quite high.

Still higher than your temper @tequila

We should stop bullying @tequila guys. Instead let’s raise her above her issues about being short.

I beg to differ. You seem to have very little tolerance for us to make jokes about it. @tequila

Small minority.

It’s okay @tequila don’t lash out at short guys, be the bigger person.

Bully me for being thin.

@tequila human interaction probably isn’t easy for you, I’d imagine you’re often overlooked.

Indeed. My opinion of her isn’t very high. @RatKing

He’d really have to stretch.

Jesus Christ Ruger.

We can’t top that.

To be fair I’m not going to apologize for a couple jokes.

Hell Yeah. These little puns really brighten up my day.

Yeah they definitely helped me with my low self esteem.

Edgy

I thought she lived in a flat.

Good luck on documenting all of this nord.

Godspeed @nord

Ruger would beat you within an inch of your life. @tequila

He can’t stretch that low.

I made one last pun and I think that broke her.

Sorry Ruger. I didn’t mean to cause....this.

The straw that broke the midgets back.

Bite sized thot.

Me

For being a skinny bitch.

Yeah.

Don’t let that fame get to your head.

Yeah.

‘Twas fun indeed.

Well, to be fair we beat her to the ground.

Her fall was pretty short.

#surewhythefucknotillcometoo

No worries niko it’s an easy thing to overlook.

She be digging for dick now.

She’s really reaching for it isn’t she @Ruger

I don’t. She’s digging for attention.

Ahahaha

Nah I don’t feel like squatting.

Human centipede?

That must’ve been a shitty surprise. @Rommel

No thank you.

Her bra would be a pair of windsocks.

That’s what’s great about it.

Us whitey’s chose to give up our righties. I don’t understand why he’s so bent on making an appeal.

Nice

Brownies are fucking great. I’ve made them before a few times, never from scratch though. @Octavia

I think I’ve read that both Whisky and Whiskey are correct. The usage of the e comes from where it was made.

Agreed.

Christ

Milkshakes are the best.

Dim you should try and get your hands on a recipe for it.

There is such thing as too thicc @Kazza

Natural selection at it’s finest.

Ah yes, Aloaf Hitler.

Nice

Kinky

Yeah just don’t fucking move to Canada.

Not while we have a walking vagina as pm.

The boner formula.

Small tits, nice ass, thicc thighs, big heart, not a commie. @Malvulgein

I have

They’re fucking awful.

Well for starters they’re commies.

And the majority of them are sjw’s who scream at you for having a different opinion. @Tea

Oh trust me, I avoid them.

I’m personally okay with kinda skinny chicks considering I look like I walked straight outta a concentration camp.

Yup

Small tit and big tit are both good as long as they aren’t saggy.

That cat is great.

Cat is thicc

I also have cats.

My tabby is thin, my calico is thicc.

My tabby is named Daisy and my calico is named Scarlet.

Yo Athena is a badass name.

^

I didn’t get to name either of my cats as we were supposed to take care of them but then their owner died.

My calico purrs very loudly.

My tabby is quiet.

My tabby sounds like she’s yelling at us and my calico sounds like she’s just whining.