@Firetechy Classic SNL reference

When you see “mike pence is typing”

“Fucking”

Just makes it a little wetter

@Firetechy I’m holing out for DOOM eternal

@Firetechy Why not. The DOOM reboot was the shit

@Firetechy Skyrim is a good option.

I’d still let her leave it on

I’d let her wear this

@heatherman While looking into a mirror

@TBORIOT most definitely lol

Found it

@_Domo I’m guess you’re a female

@_Domo You sure? Bc is fuck a cactus with big ol nice titties

I’d

Are you saying a cactus can’t have actual boobs

@_Domo Any woman with a recent tit job is more than willing to have them touched lol

@TBORIOT later ✌🏻

No they fucking don’t lol

@Soupmeme is he gay

@Lizardo 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Daaaamn, just got off of work. It’s time to go night night Niggas!!!

@Liamc67 Get a profile picture

@Deleted User The faggotry will cease

No more boobies for tumblr

@Liamc67 I’ll tell you the same thing I was told. You must earn your faggotry

@_Domo True. Just think it’s super dumb of tumblr

@_Domo You can always do it here. We’ll listen

@_Domo Our hatred will make you feel better tho

@_Domo link wouldn’t load. What is it

@_Domo Still not loading. Is that the joke lol?

@Crawfoot Not sure what’s up. I’ll try again later

Surprise rape will usually do the trick

@sweatercowsandsass Kill em with kindness. Or a knife. Whichever you like

@BAMPOT Like fucking overly nice. Dickhead nice lol

@sweatercowsandsass What do you do for work?

Fucking super oof.

Take out a claim. Things happen. Just sayin lol

Damn we think alike lol

That’s honestly the best approach for someone who purposely gets under your skin

Super hard eye rolls lol

Nothing unprofessional about a super nice asshole

Or if it’s attention she wants, just give her none. Like at all

Second domo

Exactly

Make sure you bonk that booty first tho

Y’all wanna see some race cars lol

My wife is next to me. What is it

Have you talked to her or have you been a fucking creep about it (her legit words)

Ehhhhh, if she knows about your GF then she’s cool with cheating. It’s no from me dog

That’s legit advice from me. Orrrrr if you already have one on the line, you could always try for a 3 way

If they aren’t down for a 3 way then stay with your girl now. The other one is obviously cool with cheating so she isn’t above doing it to you

If you aren’t happy then gtfo. You aren’t married so who gives a fuck. Just do what you want without cheating

@Dino EXACTLY

It isn’t gay if you’re both hard

Dude 7 months is nothing. Trust me

Relationship advice nigga

If you have to keep another chick a secret, it’s cheating. Pretty sure we all joined Danks channel because of principals. Cheaters have none

Dude if you have it that bad for the other chick, just drop the one you’re with

This dude has had 10 replies and said nothing. So fucking concerned

I had a cigarette and a deep breath

Toast my fuckin bread

Read my pro

Pfp

If it ain’t the Lords will, it ain’t in your cards 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s what’s inside that counts. Currently it’s banana bread

BRB. Not that y’all give a fuck. Just sayin

@Dimorac Always

@FUCK fire Have you guys already discussed pegging

Most girls are freaks. Might as well put it out there

@sweatercowsandsass Sucks for them for real

You never knew you liked licking a butthole til you’ve licked a butthole

@sweatercowsandsass But you have licked a butthole to know

Exactly!

Anyone know why I can post pics in shitpost or general?

Can’t

Damn for what

Dimorac?

Ok thanks

I asked him. Whatever it was won’t happen again

What up Domo

@FUCK fire that’s just friends in general sometimes

@FUCK fire That’s all I’m here for. The community

@Blitzbotv2 Iraq fucking sucked

@Blitzbotv2 I can totally relate. I have a few of those stories that I don’t like to talk about

@Dimorac Hows it going man? Did you happen to see my dm

@fuzzyplant we just had a decent snow

@fuzzyplant It was a pretty good bit for where I live. We got about 13 inchs

Damn, I’m hard now

Fucking nice

@TBORIOT Better type boi

@VioletRae.mua Were they all little sad fairies when you moved away

@VioletRae.mua Christmas is so over rated anyways. I can’t wait for it to be over

@mysil kiss the edge of my dick

@mysil Can’t wait for it to be over your nose?

@VioletRae.mua Metal shows???? Where

@VioletRae.mua That’s a win. Going to shows use to be my every weekend hobby. Love some good brutal metal

@mysil Why? So you can enjoy it longer?

@VioletRae.mua I use to go see bands like Bleeding Through back in the day and Black Daliah Murder

@mysil Did you measure that with your cock?