Mike The Dick

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2018-11-16 01:06:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Suicide quad

2018-11-16 01:06:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

send that to Mike Graham

2018-11-16 01:07:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Would you eat her out?

2018-11-16 01:08:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

can we have some wholesome Thicc

2018-11-16 01:08:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

and not these chonky girls?

2018-11-16 01:10:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@coattailsandbowties i see your Thicc and raise you a thuncc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512796607859916820/0b0b360f43fc406939bc305dc5805cdb.jpg

2018-11-16 01:14:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

if you want to fuck her Tuesday you need to make a start on Sunday

2018-11-16 01:15:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

looks like Suzy from Game Grumps

2018-11-16 01:16:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

this your crack?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512798123538513920/30373_16big.jpg

2018-11-16 01:17:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have failed the omnisiah

2018-11-16 01:17:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

wut

2018-11-16 01:18:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/512798695788511233/tumblr_o70z0iSpJe1tuz9qmo1_1280.jpg

2018-11-16 01:19:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Potato Man extendedoof.mp3

2018-11-16 01:20:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

no

2018-11-16 01:20:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

nope

2018-11-16 01:20:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

is that boogie?

2018-11-16 01:22:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

heresy

2018-11-16 01:24:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you ever wonder if dwarfs think the hardest part of having sex is getting on the bed?

2018-11-16 01:25:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

stop overeacting you baby

2018-11-16 01:26:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

not bad, the watch is pretty good too

2018-11-20 07:45:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

This is why we shouldnt vaccinate the stupid kids

2018-11-22 04:17:53 UTC [Scale brigade #consent-form]  

+giveme consent

2018-11-23 05:45:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Do it and pick a fight, cant go to jail for the almost killing a man on drugs, theyll just put you in rehab

2018-11-23 05:48:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Thats because drinking can be a repeatable action and you might not have got into a fight before, you can say you did drugs for the first time and work on a deal to attend rehabilitation

2018-11-24 09:57:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

she has 3 holes for a reason

2018-11-24 09:58:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

the holes or your fingers?

2018-11-26 20:24:05 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

where my ukranian nigs? Russias going to make vietnam look like a 10 year paid vacation when theyre done

2018-12-07 02:00:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Morning

2018-12-07 02:00:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ill take that bet

2018-12-07 02:01:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hes a cheap twink then

2018-12-07 02:01:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No such thing

2018-12-07 02:03:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh lawd

2018-12-07 02:06:29 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Emotions are for the weak

2018-12-07 02:06:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You tell me

2018-12-07 02:10:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I can only tell you the overlap between gynacologists and pizza delivery men

2018-12-07 02:11:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That toxictears cunt is pan, now shes dating a welshman

2018-12-07 02:14:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

cant swallow if you nut in her ass

2018-12-07 02:15:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hell yeah my dude

2018-12-07 02:16:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Now im not normally a fan of eating ass but theres a girl in my work im almost certain I would choose to be my last meal

2018-12-07 02:17:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nostril deep

2018-12-07 02:18:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dont think "living" counts as a standard

2018-12-07 02:18:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Thats default

2018-12-07 02:20:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Got to race bait the normies metal

2018-12-07 02:22:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Convo took a weird turn

2018-12-07 02:23:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bring back ragen

2018-12-07 02:24:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Guys my doggo is scared and came to cuddle

2018-12-08 03:34:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah but dont ever try again if you cant fry an egg on the first go

2018-12-08 03:35:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nigga how do you deep fry an egg?

2018-12-08 03:36:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh is that how they make a scotch egg?

2018-12-08 03:36:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ooooooooo thats a leap

2018-12-08 03:36:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Like a whole chicken?

2018-12-08 03:38:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Cus that leads to a degen lifestyle

2018-12-08 03:39:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I used to do that, frozen foods mainly

2018-12-08 03:39:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Once you learn a few recipes or even just how to make a roast dinner then youre living

2018-12-08 03:41:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

First challenge is to learn to make mac and cheese without just buying one of those shitty microwave meals

2018-12-08 22:58:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Send it to the knackers yard

2018-12-08 23:01:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah but thats not saying it, that could just be you stating a fact

2018-12-08 23:01:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Stop

2018-12-08 23:02:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Soupmeme shouldnt that be *glomp?

2018-12-08 23:03:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Why isnt there a fatland? Ableists scum

2018-12-08 23:04:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hahah it looks like a dick and balls

2018-12-08 23:05:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Lighten up ruger

2018-12-08 23:07:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

^ I remember reading about that

2018-12-08 23:08:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Holy shit jay, what da fuck is dat fing?

2018-12-08 23:11:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So how long will it be before sonicfox gets exposed as a pedophile?

2018-12-08 23:36:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Old video dimorac but yeah fuck that whole scenario

2018-12-08 23:37:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Get him a mug

2018-12-08 23:38:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not givin uo that easy

2018-12-08 23:42:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jonah hill directs now?

2018-12-08 23:43:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My work place wants us to wear christmas jumpers starting monday

2018-12-08 23:43:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Away fuck

2018-12-09 13:32:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dont try to make sense of a furrys thought process

2018-12-09 13:32:43 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We'll be here for days

2018-12-09 13:33:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Swish

2018-12-09 13:33:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Keep going until toaster bath

2018-12-09 13:35:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No thats about right

2018-12-09 13:35:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Know whats worse than a weeb or a furry?

2018-12-09 13:35:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

A gamer

2018-12-09 13:36:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ave, true to caesar

2018-12-09 17:17:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Youd be lucky to be treated like a whitey

2018-12-09 17:20:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not really a talent but as long as youre happy

2018-12-09 17:21:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Microwave burgers are a delicacy in your eyes?

2018-12-09 17:24:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Have to run around the shower to get wet?

2018-12-09 17:25:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Praise jebus

2018-12-09 17:27:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You dont sleep nude?

2018-12-09 17:27:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hot water bottle my dude

2018-12-09 17:28:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Depends on who attacks them

2018-12-09 17:29:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I agree warlocks are badass

2018-12-09 17:29:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not taking the chad paladin?

2018-12-09 17:30:27 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

WHO NEEDS POWERS WHEN YOU HAVE POTIONS

2018-12-09 17:30:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Whoops caps

2018-12-09 17:31:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I should too, i have to be awake at 4am for work

2018-12-09 17:32:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Gisa feg cunt

2018-12-09 17:33:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

K there cheif, want to blow smoke, go have a dart

2018-12-09 17:34:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Potion seller i am going into battle

2018-12-09 17:35:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

So i guess its gay to eat ass? Fuck ya'll, i am what I am

2018-12-09 17:36:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Theres a guy comes through my work every week and wears the same tshirt that says "I still hate margeret thatcher"

2018-12-09 17:38:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No, Northern Ireland. But I work in an airport so maybe that dude does

2018-12-09 17:39:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I cant tell who has the bigger boobs

2018-12-09 17:41:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

UuuuuuwwwwuuuuuuU

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