Allow me to introduce myself.

It’s *the* lad.

How art thou fellow gamers this fine Friday.

@Mom relatable.

Lads & lass’ do make sure to drink water.

@ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST are you an echo fighter?

Damn bro, had to do it to me like that.

@A-C-E yeah.

Go watch some.

Hey Dark JC, tell me a story.

👀

Shit.

**woah**

I’m really expecting a damn page from the Bible now.

This is one hell of a story AC.

Anime.

Begone.

JoJo is not an anime. It’s a right of manhood.

@Lord_Dart just preaching the good word to these infidels.

@A-C-E I’m gonna stop you right there.

Kono Dio da.

It’s Mel.

Mel.

You can’t just kill Mel.

@ur mom gae “I don’t feel so good.”

I’m worried.

Gonna have to copy the good word.

Just so I have time to read it.

Sleep is nice.

Cute lads.

Later.

@Mom he’s a good boy.

I would smooch.

@ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST tragic. What next?

My condolences to your daughter. I assumed politics were left on Earth.

I’ll beat it for ya.

It’s doing a hell of a job.

Depends on the people.

Lucky.

At least he got touched on his dangley bits by a living creature.

Wait hold on-

Y’all ever just.

*yeet*

Too little too late.

Yeet. Yeeting. Yeeted. Yote. Yoting. Yoted.

I miss Bronce.

And yeah.

You will.

He’s fine just not around when I’m online.

Sad...

@Colum it’s what I try to initiate.

You ever just.

**cac.**

I’d fuck in a harem anime.

To be hecked.

Slappers?

JC what does that mean?

I’m Russian. Or half Russian.

🤡

Who’s lag?

Men like that died decades ago, fighting a war that was never theirs. Slapping with the best of them.

You too cool.

Hell yeh.

*loud slapping noise.*

Do you send thigh pics?

DM me one of your recents.

I’ll be the judge of your work.

@Colum the sky.

Me too.

Me too...

So.

I do.

*If* they are quality.

What do *you* define as quality?

I’m a simple man, vanilla in many ways. I see some relatively plump thighs, I’m satisfied.

Thicc.

Who’s cyber bullying here. I’ll vore.

⚔️

Ah shit.

Here we go again.

Daddy’s are few.

Don’t worry, you can have me.

I shall father you all.

No homo.

Wrong.

Traps are cuties.

@bananaslamma.jpg want me to give you warm milk?

🥛

Night.

@𝙜𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙮⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ where are my thighs?

@Lord_Dart botflies are weak.

They are merely fat maggots.

Hmm.

Could I instead use liquid He?

Colder, could kill quicker.

@IBT-π are ya really?

Just use normal steel.

Or magnets.

Superconducting is a thing.

I’ll have my ass explode.