it's good fucking shit

yeah it makes me wanna die

i want my chirstmas day off

but no

people want to drink on christmas day

i just barely drink these days

i think i had a couple of beers about 2 weeks ago for someones birthday

oh yeah

i love them

but they are expensive

damn

...

geeze 1700

for 16 fuckers to drink?

damn

oh, i mean that's slightly better

tbh i hate the gym, i would much rather train at home

mmmm

makes my mouth fucking water

i have a feeling it will get striked

i see them all the time in Newcastle

literally every shop

hell, i love them big chocolaty fuckers

tbh at least newcastle is on the good side of hadrians

i mean, i'm not much of a sweet tooth

oooh pigs

are you kidding me, Wray nephiew tastes like fucking battery acid

it's not a matter of handle, we down it for a joke over here as it's shit but high percentage

see we just tend to use Kraken because it tastes alright

aye mate, i used to use one to get to work

it's disgusting

honestly egg nog just tastes like baby vomit and sadness

no no, it just is pretty rank

na mate, i'll just not drink it

i'll just have the dark rum by itself?

hell that's what i do most nights anyway

ripped

he must wank with that arm

aye same

i'll ascend soon, i fuckin hate being down here with these degenerates

ah fuck

i try

i joined like 2 days ago

anime? bitch this is the emperor of mankind

aahhhhh so they're a blue whitey

it's such a shame

i loved them

lol

did you pay for those?

hah

ahh makes sense

ah fuck lads

looks like i've been bummed

yote

do it

oh no

i actually just had one of those fake account message me on facebook asked me all these weird questions, but erm, i'm a bloke

mmmm

lasagne

beautiful

fucking *Bindi* size

just pretend to be a grill, that also works

tbh

just send them pics of a real grill to catfish them even more

i still can get over the fucking *Bindi* size bolloks

about 10

get in the thunderdome lads

oooh

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yeah, got a point

I agree

Damn, fuckin chat moved

and handguns if you know who to call

didn't say it was legal

not surprising

it's a bit of a ram whore

my ex used to call me daddy

then again, my ex was a fucking midget

i don't even count that as a flex

got a point

she also had a weird fascination with my balls...

just the balls

i'm single because well, life mate

oh same mate

really?

that's what i do everyday

do it

it mgiht help

i would love to live in australia

i can believe that

kill me

no they usually have high voices

but hey, i'm average height but my voice is deep as balls

hah

yes

kill me

holy shitballs of a paragraph

same but i gotta go to work

oh nice, you're going past loch lomond

nice, been there a few times in the past couple of years myself