If you eat pineapple on pizza I hope the Italians crucify you

Nah my guy

@CheekyOGNutZach pineapple doesn't work with tomato and cheese, therefore it doesn't world ok pizza

You mean mental

@CheekyOGNutZach no u

Banana > pizza

Banana > pineapple

XD

Dominoes is the shit

Best pizza

@EncMike they don't have better ingredients

It's lies

Papa can stay outta my house ngl

Reeeee

Dominoes

^^

Goodfellas is a good move, but why compare it to pizza @CheekyOGNutZach

Honestly dominoes is mint

@CheekyOGNutZach I know, it's also a movie

You really are mate

No promises

@Guts McGee stop

Leave

Rice crispys and crave

Tru

Get that good nut boi

@EncMike my man knows how Aldi be

@EncMike truth, preach

@ibeatmywife what do you eat?

@ibeatmywife are you ok?

Sounds like a tough life

Waitrose is the M&S of M&S

Fortnum and mason I mean

@ibeatmywife you should consult a dietitian ngl

A bacon butty every 3 days doesn't sound good

Truth

Try not to die my guy

Herer

@Hatter wanna try again

@CheekyOGNutZach no big tiddy goth GF

Actually I've got something better ngl

Ye

My GF

Nah, that's where your wrong kiddo

Having a gf you love. With like a foot hight difference. The good shit

5' 11"

She's 4' 11"

Nah, I got a friend and she's 6' 1" I know what tall girls are like, not my style pal

I prefer them short

Large hight difference plz

And a dick

Traps are cute

What's the issues here?

A U T I S M

If you don't think femboys and traps are cute your in the wrong side of history my friends

Ewww

Never post that image again

Ye

So close

We shit posting now?

Eh, not really

@coattailsandbowties rule Britannia

@ibeatmywife they'll be to big by the time they arrive m8

Ngl if i saw my GF wearing boxers that would be the cutest shit

Off

*oof

@coattailsandbowties thx

@coattailsandbowties tbh of I ask nicely she'll wear them for a bit

@coattailsandbowties I know what boxers feel like

@coattailsandbowties and Ye they do

Fuck

I want that comfy

Then why do so many men wear girls pants 🤔🤔

@EncMike fuck that

That's horrible

@greydudebro you ever see Freddie mercury?

I would love to see my GF wear my clothes

They wouldn't fit but I don't care

@greydudebro no the lead singer of queen

@greydudebro you seen him in those white jeans

@ibeatmywife that's just hoodies

@greydudebro he wore woman's jeans, there for you have seen a man wear woman's jeans

@ibeatmywife you poor sod

How long is the silence?

@ibeatmywife how did you get with this bitch anyway?

Ok cheers

@coattailsandbowties I know that I'm English, just didn't know if there was a rule on this server or something

Oof

We all ready lads

And lasses

@Basterix kys

And we're done

Tru

But it's not 11 in Australia

England decides what time it is

Poor chap

^

He hasn't finished

XR

^ doesn't think all men are clearly child rapists