Sock Wizard

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2019-01-22 20:09:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Can a beanbag be a chair?

2019-01-22 20:10:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Some beanbags are like quicksands, you **can** sit *in*

2019-01-22 20:11:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

NO!

2019-01-22 20:11:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You libtards won't make chair sitting an opinion!!

2019-01-22 20:13:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Nip Crippler Probs some of them muted you

2019-01-22 20:13:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm doing it

2019-01-22 20:13:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Now

2019-01-22 20:32:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

u gay?

2019-01-22 20:54:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Antioxidant Man You actually do

2019-01-22 20:54:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

^

2019-01-22 20:55:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

For straight bulk cardio has to be made so that you tire your muscles over

2019-01-22 20:57:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Being fat is just a woman thing, you won't understand it

2019-01-22 20:57:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Bล‚รฅรงkรฎรซ ฤŒhรฅรฑ Some level of fat is healthy though, don't know if it can be called excess

2019-01-22 20:58:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Antioxidant Man ooh, can it be me?

2019-01-22 20:58:08 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

pls

2019-01-22 20:59:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bonk, go back to porn

2019-01-22 21:00:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That's **very** close

2019-01-22 21:00:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

How much until it falls

2019-01-22 21:01:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Let's find out

2019-01-22 21:01:49 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Weak

2019-01-22 21:02:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

These new ones are too safe

2019-01-22 21:03:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're the one cleaning though

2019-01-22 21:04:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Where do you find them?!

2019-01-22 21:06:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

One time I stepped in a puddle with my shoes, while making the other step the puddle kept my shoe from going and I lost it

2019-01-22 21:06:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Kai Thx mate

2019-01-22 21:06:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ooh it fallin

2019-01-22 21:07:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

SHIT, NO, IT'S FRAGILE

2019-01-22 21:08:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

ew

2019-01-22 21:15:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@ะ‘ะฐั‚ัŒะบะพ ะœะฐั…ะฝะพ --. . - / .--. ..-. .--. / -. .. --. --. .-

2019-01-22 21:17:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

l8r

2019-01-22 21:18:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Commit water on power outlet

2019-01-22 21:19:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

oh shite

2019-01-22 21:20:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Watch it, the glass could fall into the head caving

2019-01-22 21:20:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

And die

2019-01-22 21:21:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Nigga sounds like he's already inside the dog

2019-01-22 21:22:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Imagine being a postman and instead of the dog this guy barks at you

2019-01-22 21:23:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I mean, if he runs at you with the dog still inserted it's a problem

2019-01-22 21:27:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ffs, I wanted to wank in 5 mins

2019-01-22 21:28:21 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@coattailsandbowties I can, makes my ears pop

2019-01-22 22:02:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Still shocked by the flat dick

2019-01-22 22:03:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Bล‚รฅรงkรฎรซ ฤŒhรฅรฑ I know someone who can value them more

2019-01-22 22:04:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh fuck, we have the new reaction

2019-01-22 22:06:24 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Busting a nut got a new meaning

2019-01-22 22:08:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What's with the @BRUH craze?

2019-01-22 22:12:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Don't know, the mistresses most of the times look pretty unfazed

2019-01-22 22:14:11 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That's the problem

2019-01-22 22:14:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

There's rules

2019-01-22 22:14:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

FUCK no

2019-01-22 22:15:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fine as it is

2019-01-22 22:16:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

But the only complaints regard a matter that can be considered useless and a waste of time and Ruger's kindness and comprehension, which would leave all of us displeased and turn up to nothing

2019-01-22 22:16:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Wtf

2019-01-22 22:17:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Girl looks like she would be waiting for you at the end of a cave with a mace ready to start the final battle

2019-01-22 22:27:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Does it hurt to type?

2019-01-22 22:27:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Carpet tunnel*

2019-01-22 22:28:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Jitter click

2019-01-22 22:29:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

NIGGA.

2019-01-22 22:31:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The operation does that, cuts a part of the cartilage that does the compression

2019-01-22 22:32:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It's really fucking disturbing to see , but it's a really simple operation

2019-01-22 22:33:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@F1NN Nice pfp

2019-01-22 22:33:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oof to both

2019-01-22 22:35:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The actual shit or just the statement?

2019-01-22 22:41:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Poor emo twink, I sympathize

2019-01-22 22:42:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Noight

2019-01-22 22:43:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Noping out of here as quick as I can, BYE

2019-01-23 13:30:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're a twink

2019-01-23 13:30:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Which is worse

2019-01-23 13:30:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Twinks can be of all nationalities

2019-01-23 14:21:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Eggs + noodles are a nice combo

2019-01-23 14:21:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Most of the times

2019-01-23 14:23:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If an 18 yo is dating a 13 yo she a stank-ass pedo, the other 18 yos still consider that an ugly situation

2019-01-23 14:24:58 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Noon, fellow

2019-01-23 14:27:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

12 is still pre-teen

2019-01-23 14:27:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@SuperCoven Aye, my first time wanking was like that

2019-01-23 14:32:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Especially with an older person

2019-01-23 14:35:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@๓ €€๓ €€AK It's weird, but you don't get self-conscious about your size until like 15-16

2019-01-23 14:35:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The penis atoms will still exist, and spread in the universe after you die

2019-01-23 14:36:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Hammond_of_Texas Wanna see it?

2019-01-23 14:38:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Ever tried to search for ways to enlarge it when you're in the self-conscious period?

2019-01-23 14:39:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Kai It's popular in high schools

2019-01-23 14:39:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not only pubes, legs and chest and back too

2019-01-23 14:39:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

For males

2019-01-23 14:41:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah, kind of

2019-01-23 14:45:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Laser I heard works

2019-01-23 14:45:13 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

But can get ugly

2019-01-23 14:45:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Like if they don't do it right it can leave burns or infections

2019-01-23 14:46:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Dude, just lock the bathroom door and tell them you're shaving

2019-01-23 14:46:59 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm the oldest of 3, I know what sharing a single bathroom is like

2019-01-23 14:48:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I thought we were talking about pubes

2019-01-23 14:52:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If clean shaven is a good look on you don't worry too much, imagine having to shave every day/week because you don't like your beard

2019-01-23 15:45:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Aya Was it really a thing?

2019-01-23 15:48:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Interested in the Pfp business

2019-01-23 15:48:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What's it about?

2019-01-23 15:50:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Chicken legs?

2019-01-23 17:31:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You can keep your house peeper-free with those

2019-01-23 21:28:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Mod candidates? What's up?

2019-01-23 21:28:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Aye mate, with me everyone gets a free fur role

2019-01-23 21:33:28 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oh no

2019-01-23 21:33:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Horse girl invasion, everyone get a stable position

2019-01-23 21:35:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

When she gets your hoodie it's dangerous, she can trace your smell back

2019-01-23 21:36:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Boof-worms

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