I sm exactly 6'0. Would kill to be one inch shorter or taller.

Australia's dingo population plummeting will be the first sign the invasion is underway

Australia's answer to muslims seems to be banning jews from building a synagogue because it would promote terrorism

https://www.newsweek.com/australia-ban-sydney-synagogue-over-attack-fears-has-jews-arms-646686

I wasn't meming, by the way.

Faith and begora!

What of the emus?

Shing chi pok

Long wei daun

bang ting ow

Etc

I can, American anchors are NPCs

You expect them to proofread their own script?

Man if they try nukes I am gonna laugh

@tequila On the plus side, we'll give them another landmark visible from space. Until the fires burn themselves out anyway

Haha, Americentric dick-waving stereotypes

Something something Mad Dog Mattis

Wait is that guy actually from Finland? How is he talking

I'm not sure how true it is, but I've heard that finnish people don't talk unless they're in the sauna

"Barrel of Lesser Restoration" sounds like a COSTCO-sized drum of Tylenol

I mean if you're gonna ban evade, at least throw some effort into it.

I miss IRC

*slaps Metroid Skittles around with a large trout*

I honestly liked IRC better

The customizability/scripting potential was ridiculous

I miss NNS.

So sad that it died.

Discord has greentext. It's just convoluted and doesn't show up on mobile

You're doin g your part, then, Torch? :V

Honestly I coulda done without the brain bug scene, but great movie

Oh yeah, a lot of people don't know there was an animated Starship Troopers series called Chronicles. It's kinda campy and cheesy, but considering the only major CGI series before it was Reboot, forgivable.

Had an amazing intro, too.

@󠀀󠀀AK TOP DECKING ULTRA

The annoying top kek le epik gamur meme bullshit gets old fast.

But it's a decent platform.

@coattailsandbowties Is the dish glass, colored ceramic, or something else?

Oh... RIP. Probably not gonna get that out without damaging the ceramic :/

Dimorac is Popo and you are Krillin.

I would tilt every painting in the house to get back at that bitch

@Maximus Burger, whiskey and wank yourself into a coma.

'Generic Runes. Huh. Clever new twist on an old classic.

@Tea

@Tea Let me guess; you're also infuriated that anyone would dare call an aburgine an eggplant as well?

*Whiskey

And you're really defensive over inconsequential nonsense.

Huh. "Fried Twinkie A La Mode." Dare I order this abomination?

Dimorac and Karpo at a costume party?

Huh

At least the music is good

What you mean you don't like surprise-egg-opening videos, cringe comps, fortnite gameplay, perverse Elsa shit, Keemstar, buzzfeed white-guilting and all the many many inaccurate scientific experiments?

...

Jesus Christ

I'm sorry ***what***

How wpuld that not be considered against guidelines

I'm a bit hesitant to join in on the spam; my macro has an odd lag to it. Random pings trickle in minutes after I stop hitting it. :/

I have a button on my mouse that if pressed, copies and pastes the last thing on my clipboard 15 times. If I spam it, my computer actually lags a bit.

Woo

@nord With the button, every time I press it is a guaranteed 15 seperate pings. A lot faster than ctrlv. Gary still has me beat though.

Gary has some causality-defying bullshit ruger-magic macro

I didn't like Tex, but he's grown on me.
Like a very hairy, racist tumor.

Sure thing, boss. @AstroTorch

<a:ricardo:511515515991228416>

@T e x Your public awaits.

Can anyone actually see what Skelzeg is posting?

I just see a bunch of 4chan links.

Guys, did you not forget this server has a strict, nay, Draconian no-bully policy?

You are being incredibly inhospitable to a very special guest on our tolerant server.

Also this egregious assault on said guest's fe-fe's is a clear violation of the N.A.P.

She's posh, she can say ilk.

In fact she gave the entire server ilk-cards so we're cool.

Morning Tailed

Combo broken

Porridge-wha

Ah, I was thinkin they were called plaid-traps

Who's arm tattoo is that, anyway?

I mean cringey or not, quality work.

To be honest if I didn't know of Dank, I'd probably tell that guy "Is that your husband? Not bad."

You should be talking all kinds of shit now.

Cmon if you're gonna live on a blocklist at least justify it.

I """accidentally""" send pm's when I mean to add an insulting note

Right, weapon means "asshole" in this context, correct?

You realize the excessive quotes surrounding "accidentally" imply an air of sarcasm, yes?

Sad I missed the waifu wars. They sound horrible.

What are you doing with that child, cow

Kind of wonder if some of the new whities are just markov bots and the mods are trying to see who notices

<@&498259609316884520> <@&418479903571443713> <@&473111631946317824> @??? wants to speak to you.

"I bet if I am super edgy and contrarian, I will be counted higher among my rank and noticed in a positive light!"

Literally every whitey

Well that meme died at record speed.

Which slut, you're kind of at thot-mecca

"I'll just mute the server" is the 2018 equivalent of "bitch I got Norton"

When Gary gets bored you'll figure out pretty quick how little a server mute stems the shit-tide.

True

Hahaha

Normally I'd say can you sick fucks wait for the corpse to get cold before shitting on it, but tbh he probably hit room temp in the 80's.

Coattails's tinder profile:
"Likes beards and pizza, mod powers a plus. Don't @ me and I'll smash on the first date."

Bold play

The american healthcare system is... massively complicated. "Just make it socialized" is an ideal, not a solution. At least not an immediately realistic one.

One moment...