FMJackalope

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and I _may_ have accidently hammered off the front sight once

trying to get the bayonet off

camping out in February in Maine probably isnt a good idea anyway unless you're a diehard

spray everything with tick spray

works on bed bugs, too

you must be real close to the NH border

because where I'll be launching from that morning is about 3.5 hours

and I'll be going through Portsmouth anyway if there are some folks who will need a ride

I'm used to waking up at 4am and drive for a living

can I set up a tarp shelter in your kitchen?

no brownies allowed

nothing personal but I aint eating any of your cooking unless I can watch it be made

I fuckin hope so

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Not new hampshire but I could

i guess I _would_ be NH for that day

nah. I'll be leaving from Exeter NH that morning, which is near both MA and ME

and I got a big comfy boomer mobile

portsmouth would be perfect

if you could get to portsmouth the night before it would make sense

get a cheap room overnight I could get you in the morning no problem

but if need be (which I might do anyway) I'll take that friday off

hell I'd go get you guys in CT if need be

this is food chat

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this looks like bad decisions

I was just looking at pictures I took my canteen cups

Could be the light

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>his canteen holster isnt flecktarn

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I tried that, it tastes like dollar store cough drops

Decent effect, though

damn your green coke

ass kicker beers are my favorite

I've had it once. Kinda liked it

my mom used to do that shit

when I was delivering beer I got asked by the chef at a place if I could come back at the end of the day because there was an inspector around

BEER DELIVERY GUY ISNT WEARING A HAIR NET

ive been in a lot of kitchens

right through the cooking areas to get to the walk-in

you cant have tomato _anything?_

man. that blows ass

good thing you're a good cook

I dont like chunks of tomatoes but tomato stuff is in a lot of good stuff

fuck you scumber

but you right though

cumbies coffee is better than stewarts

and to think I had just started to like you

I probably delivered some of those

Sending positive energy

Sergeis ghost wills it

Had a ham and cheese bagel, kept it wrapped in foil and heated it in the defroster vent to melt the cheese and get the bagel nice and soft

Real trucker horus

isnt it just fuckin great when the deli worker doesnt eat onions, and has no idea what the correct amount of onion should be, or what size chunks are way too god damn big

thanks for the fuckin onion chips, lady

by far the best vodka in its price range

Russian Standard Platinum however is the best damn vodka ive ever had, and its only like $8 more

Nobody needs a car capable of driving faster than the speed limt

>depressed
>eating breakfast

Type 2 is best coffee, instant

did somebody say bunnies?

thats only the second time in my entire life ive heard somebody say "mouth feel"

im sure it is

you just dont hear that very often

and I am too autistic to handle flour

thats another one of those things that makes me wonder if im truly on the spectrum

we will take over

berrypicker as fuck

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