Flat Earth Aussie Jesus

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A brainwashed slave is a far easier controlled slave. Have them believe in the big lie, and they will more easily accept the small lies. Imprison them on a planet, and you can claim ownership over them as property, which you "saved", you found them "lost at sea", and the berth certificate is your title of ownership over them.

The ice-wall is just a barrier, not the edge. Multiple continents beyond

Just another troll-channel I take it

No shortage of them

It's flat because water-level. Case closed. Anything else?

Yeah, injecting live viruses into people is dumb too. First place the immune response happens is in the bronchial tubes. Better off letting people inhale the disease, rather than inject it into their muscle or blood system.

Oh wait.... we have chemtrails already. My bad.

they can detect seismic waves, but not one motion of the Earth... despite claiming it spins faster than sound, goes 86 times faster than sound around the sun, going 670 times faster than the speed of sound through space. But seismic vibrations somehow prove it all? GTF out of here!

A slight tremor... detectable. Billions of miles an hour motion in 4 different directions? FAITH

The spin is NOTHING in comparison to the orbital rate

Sometimes you're spinning in the same direction as the orbital motion, other times you're backwards in respect to it.

Orbital rate is 1.6 million miles a day

Moving less than 1 degree around the sun, so it's virtually a straight line

Spin on the axis at 1,040 MPH means half the planet would be going against the motion, half with it, at any given moment.

It's like being on the tea-cup ride at the fair. When you're on the outside of the ride, you are moving much faster than when you're on the inside

To claim you can't feel that change in momentum... is a mental deficiency.

It's the difference between moving mach-88 at the fastest point, to mach-84 at the slowest point, EVERY DAY!

@Kopek of course you have no idea what I'm talking about, because I'm explaining YOUR religious belief in a globe, to YOU. None of you true Heliocentrists have a clue what your own belief really is, you just mock anyone and everyone who tries to expose it to you.

I'm yet to see a single globe-believer ever produce any evidence yet, that can't be explained with a far more rational flat-earth explanation.

Sun-set is easily explained by the observable laws of convergence and perspective.

No, it's been done so many times, I am not wasting time explaining it again for every newb who comes along

It gets distant

Earth is really really big

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible

There are no planets.

Planets just means wandering stars. Stars are not planets either. Nor are they other suns.

Those wandering stars actually move in sacred geometric patterns while the majority of the stars remain in perfect circular formation around Polaris

The Earth is the observation point from which we view all the motions of the celestials, which have remained constant in their constellations for thousands, if not millions, of years

If you were on a moving platform spinning 1.35 times the speed of sound hurtling through space 86 times the speed of sound, everything would be a blur, not the perfect still images we see slowly moving around above us.

Nobody even mentioned your feelings

You feel emotions, true, but not motion

If I was on a train bouncing a ball I'd probably fall off well before the ball did

Oh you mean INSIDE a train, not on it... my bad

Looks like we all live in a yellow submarine people, a yellow submarine...

How high are you throwing it?

You don't get the opportunity to try it in a 50-foot high train.... use that as a thought experiment

On the stationary Earth, they have fired cannon-balls straight up. As often as not, they land straight back down. Do you think this would work on the roof of a train?

Okay then you're a fool

There'a always air around the Earth, we call it the atmosphere which we rely upon for survival. Does the train drag the atmosphere with it too now, does it?

I'm the realist living in reality

If there's no air in space, why isn't our air trying to equalise with it as fast as our trees and oceans can produce it?

LMFAO gravity is quite selective isn't it?

Affects, not effects, for a start

But helium, hydrogen... nahh they can just bugger off, right?

Don't start with wizardry and formulas on me please

Nope, it allows mass to be drawn to the perpendicular of a flat level surface

Tell that to my friend, Mr Plumb, first name Bob

And his cousin, Level, first name Water

Show me curving water without a fish-eye lens.... I will allow you to make your next incredulous point. Failing that, Flat Earth has just smacked you three shades black and blue of next Tuesday.

I know.

Okay @Boften_jkl let's bring this down to your one point, and we'll do this one at a time.

<@!526765197059162113> you haven't brought anything to this discussion since I joined 5 minutes ago, I doubt you will in 5 days.

Oops, I just mis-spelt years and said days. My bad

@Boften_jkl I thought you wanted to stick to one topic. Try that to start, before wandering off on other distractions that you complain others are doing

//the shadow of the Earth on the Moon is circular// I take it you've never tried to make a shadow on a sphere with another sphere? Nothing goes below the Earth you numbnut. Physically impossible.

//ships sailing away behind the horizon disappear bottom first//

If ships were going over a curve, it would be like something going over a mountain. Nose-first, back-end last. That's never been seen.

//the visible curvature of the Earth from a plane window//

Never been seen nor documented. Try harder if you really want to troll this place.

//the fact that other planets are round//

What planets? All those ones you've been to and walked on and see the curvature of? Or all those cartoons you still believe in despite trying to impersonate an immature teenager?

//the different stars in the night sky in the North and South hemispheres//

Oh you mean like how everything we see with distance is also different, like mountains, buildings, everything else... you think stars shouldn't also change with distance? What are you, like 5?

//the change in the length of the shadow from vertical stick allowed Eratosthenes to estimate the radius of the Earth around 200 BC. Although not entirely straightforward, anyone can in principle reproduce this.//

Yeah, you're out of your pay-grade with stuff like that. I can line up a row of batteries across my desk and by measuring the angles of their shadows, derive a formula for how spherical my flat desk is... does maths mean my flat desk is a sphere?

Predictions still work from the stationary planar Earth because that's all they've ever been made from in the first place

<@!526765197059162113> why are there so few geniuses yet so many amongst the masses who believe what they're told?

<@!526765197059162113> correct

I think my young adult children doing double degrees in chemical engineering and my youngest doing a science degree towards being a veteranian speaks for itself... all vax-free mind you.

The Akashic spells it out for me... I don't need to say a word.

It was the bloody vaccinated who were the carriers putting my children at risk

They're grateful that I never let them get poisoned and injected with live viruses and dead babies and dog kidneys amongst the rest of the crap you give your children

Sorry, FORCE UPON your innocent victims

My 3 all grew up healthy because I knew how to feed them properly, not that Macca-D dead human flesh you feed yours

I'm a naturopath by nature, despite not doing official courses after I watched other family members go through the indoctrination and return back to being carnivore

I think having 3 kids in 3.5 years is not the sort of thing virgins do. Yeah, you've dropped it alright. Don't speak again until you can get it up.

Aww I thought I was all alone... until I saw Knucklehead was typing

Weird how the comments didn't show until I typed another one

My "kids" are 21, 22, and 23

Young? Ha! This troll page isn't worth wasting my time on. My work here is done. Adios.

I don't play games.

Pressing buttons and thinking you're in control is for kids

You think sitting with a controller in your hands makes you superior because you can press buttons faster than the next guy? HAHAHAHA!!!

Money doesn't make you superior either.

It's just tokens for being a good slave, or whatever

If it was fun you wouldn't take it so seriously

I'm not "oppressing" anyone, do was you will, if you enjoy it, not my beef. I like playing lawn bowls, it's a game too... only in real life, in real conditions

@CockBot cool, where do you play? Don't get me wrong, I used to manage a gamer place at one time, but loved the pinball and pool more than the electronic games... good times

The home gamer units like playstation destroyed that industry

I still love the pinball but can't find anywhere around here to play em

Dorset? Like in Victoria or something?

Ahh okay... here in Aussie-land the pinball place is getting harder and harder to find

I actually have an important game of championship bowls to play tomorrow at 1pm. Probs should get some sleep

Thanks mate, we won last week against a team highly stacked against us... tomorrow we play last years champs... I expect we should win that too.

Yeah it's about time they put me back as skip. Now we're rolling with the flow... hehe

Last week beat a team that had a usual skip sub for the third... sweetest win ever. 22-14 at the end, thanks to my last bowl which if I didn't get, still would have the final score 19-15... but picking up the jack and giving us three, made a massive overall difference.

Nothing like that last bowl satisfaction... hehe

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