>be jewish
>pretend to inherit PTSD from your grandparents in WWII
>move to your ethnostate that everyone is too afraid to attack because they'll be labelled anti-semitic
>own the media and convince everyone to fuck over their own countries
>new president comes around
>he's actually going to make america great again
>oh shit, he's owned by the russians, your worst enemies
>send some emissaries to teach him of the great israeli ethnostate and how much money it will make him
>dumbass jew yorker, he spends the rest of his presidency passing bills that help the jews and the free market
>America declares war on Russia, enemies to the superior Jewish Ethnostate
>good America, we played the typical goyim like dog
