You've got a pair-o-keets.

I would hate to be in danger because of my apostasy.

At least you didn't have to contend with being considered gay because your dating game is so bad?

:o

Non-binary?

I saw a video from a trans person earlier about how NB is meaningless.

Yes.

Being in Canada brings a whole new meaning to *high* school.

I'm just not able to respect people who demand respect regardless of their race, gender identity, or sexuality, then turn around and tell me I'm the root of all evil for being a white man.

Feels before reals, amirite?

What's up?

Lucky you.

I have a crush on Jennifer Lawrence.

🙃

I'm not an incel. I get offers, but dammit, my game collection won't play itself.

Welcome back.

Yes.

I watched The Man from UNCLE the other day.

I don't eat enough McDonald's.

I had a girlfriend once. She'd tell me every day about her male and female crushes, whom she'd love to do the sex with. Problem was, they were people she actually sees everyday.

Not far-off celebrities.

As it turned out, they weren't just crushes. Oof.

I feel like we were in a cuck dynamic, except only one of us didn't want it.

🤔

No crush on them anymore?

Aromatic?

Oh.

Same. I'm a romcel.

I'm into NCIS currently.

:o

There's like, 30 seasons of NCIS with the spinoffs.

Graystillplays is a good time.

I don't have a girlfriend to force to join this server.

Missing in action?

:(

Ah, yes. Onision.

Harsh. :P

I've never submitted a picture for Onision to rate. :(

Underdeveloped?

Isn't that where the brain is located?

I can't math.

8:30am.

Sleep well!

Are police calls in America part of the public domain? The amount of 911 calls I see in YouTube videos is surprising, and if somebody were breaking the rules by leaking them, they're not being investigated?

The age of consent here was 14 until 2008.

14 to steal a car, but 16 to buy one.

Well. That doesn't happen too often here.

At least, I've never had a classmate who was pregnant.

Or even heard of one in the entire district.

This time next year, all high schools in the UK will have free daycares.

That's more understandable.

You can go to college at any age.

I'm like, bro. You're 60. By the time you finish your degree, you'll have one year of work before they force you to retire.

Oh, right. His Patreon got smashed back into the dark ages.

Oof. That's rough, about the court case thing.

Morning, friend. Did you have a good sleep?

The feels.

If I go to sleep before midnight, I'm up at 5am.

Stripped off? I mean, you wouldn't be the first.

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I don't dream anymore. Or at least, I don't remember them when I wake up.

Your dreams are trying to tell you something.

You're drowning. Not in a literal sense, but under the weight of societal and familial pressures.

It's alright. In all fairness, I am usually joking. I hide behind humor to avoid having to face the fact that my life is both worthless and meaningless at the same time.

It's like having movies in your head. Movies that star you!

The grog monster.

Always.

Is there a crisis *because* you're there?

Whatever floats your boat.

We need to smuggle her out of India first.

Is South India ~~free~~ not majority Muslim?

Where do the atheists live? Prison?

People always rant about how women or people of color or LGBT are oppressed in America, but hear me out here. No state bars anyone from these groups from holding public office, but there are seven states that prohibit atheists from holding public office. Therefore, atheist = most oppressed group in America.

Thankfully, it's illegal to throw us off rooftops.

>_>

Well, if you don't go to church on Sundays, or use all the religious talking points, I'm sure they'd know.

Hell, Americans were even polled and said they'd trust a gay person in office before an atheist.

On the other side of the coin, assaulting people who *are* Trump supporters is also bad, and people often believe it isn't.

Rushdie. Every day. 😦

A GDQ speedrunner was just banned from submitting runs to the event due to his political beliefs.

Convention, or literal con?

I watched a video on YouTube that points out that GDQ banning people for BS reasons is nothing new.

Games Done Quick, a two-times-per-year "charity" speedrunning event.

I remember that. That was cringe level 100.

PAX West is in Seattle, isn't it? That's pretty close to me.

I've speedrun an obscure RPG called Phantasy Star IV, and I've been getting into speedrunning Super Mario World.

Dark Souls-like, which, according to Steam, is an actual genre now.

Reminds me of the time TheQuartering exposed sexual misconduct or whatever in the MTG community and they banned him from participating in events because of it.

Ah, it's just your standard blue checkmarkitis.

What if they added an option to report it, but when you hover over the option, it pops up the message "keep it to yourself?"

Kids are an STD.

They drain your life and your wallet for years.

Neither did I. 😦

You're projecting.

No, I'm joking.

I'm too old to be having children.

Plus, I can't have children. They'd come out looking like a spaghetti noodle.

Almost.

I feel like I'm 80.

I'm just unhealthy in general.