The weight of time is such a fucking burden

>over nine thousand penises

America hasn't had goals since the space race

"I love my Chinese handler-bride" ~Zuckerberg, probably

>abortion punch cards

i get it too

just sort of deal with it

nothing's really helped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBSZCaHEMQQ

a51 is screwed if they claim those chunks

You stupid americans and your heaters

Just build an eco friendly igloo

this is pretty great

Before you take a course: you can ask to test out of it. You want to get you hands on the curriculum ahead of time and bust ass studying before the course begins.

Saves a lot of time and money if you can do it

Its possible to test out of an entire program, but sometimes they will try to trip you up if you go this route

literal shit post

just ask him out

shits always awkward

<:KEK:465443054254424065> well, shit then,

I'm 32. Been on a hiatus for a few years by choice. Just sick of the games. Once i got over the honeymoon high I got pretty picky, and most people I run into around my age don't really have the shit together, and almost all of them are boozers.

Couple of my exes wound up marrying dudes who are a lot like me

that much at least makes me feel good

that i had the right idea in mind, but i just wasn't patient enough to wait it out for 10 years

had kind of a thing for my boss for a little bit. she's almost 50.

i know astrology is faggot shit, but she's a gemini, and, i'm not saying i give it credene here, but every gemini i've dated, who has known they were a gemini: that shit does not fly with me, so at least I can tell myself I know it would be bad, and that makes everything all good

and by know they are a gemini i mean: "teehee, i'm a free spirit. I don't plan anything. i do whatever the fuck I want without thinking."

i'm right inbetween pisces and ares

i think they are archetypes which are fairly easy to embody, but people tend to give them more redence than they are worth, to the point where it becomes an identity thing and they begin to condition themselves into it

so as a tool or reference point, the idea of the archetype can hold a little something, but as a system it doesn't tell you much

other than what reference points are for other people

fall is indeed best

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thought you would have assumed

me u ass

4,000,000,000 /365 = 10958904.10958904

sounds like what's been going on at my work. manager and a temp left. summer shit has had us swamped the past week. 90+ temps every day but today.

how big is our crew normally?

your*

if i'm in the kitchen: that's my favorite job. don't have to deal with people. can just zone into it.

what's a break?

sounds like he just wants to be working in a cube somewhere

lol

prob just hasn't had to do shit yet

we had a temp a couple years ago who was fired from his previous job for something fucked up. he was a /pol though, so i kinda knew how he wanted to be treated. everyone wanted to fire him when they found out what he was fired for, but i held on keeping him. turned out to be one of our better employees

really i think it's all about knowing what they respect, and evaluating whether or not it's worth it to do that

he worked at mcdonalds and I kinda figured it was more of a local culture thing. like everyone feels that it's a bull shit job, so everyone fucks off and does retarded stuff.

but if they don't feel like a piece of shit being there; tends to work out a lot better

i don't know if that helps with your NEET at all

working with the higher ups helps a lot

most days the owner is there with everyone

but we're a small crew

part of the same business? or different entities leasing space?

might be able to request a transfer from another department...maybe? i dunno.

just sucks when you get stuck with someone like that

worst one we had would sabotage order timing in order to make shit not work out right so he could go on delivery.

boss didn't want to fire him because he was on psych meds and was worried about backlash

in not out

see if any of their staff wants to pick up some hours until hires fill in

hmm, yeah, prob run into an overtime issue

i'm prob the last person to know what to do about that

was in a similar position once

it messed with me until i convinced myself it was dumb

being in that situation makes me retarded

i don't like being retarded

i work pretty well with all women. sometimes one of their husbands fills in for a shift here and there. couple positions rotate, usually high school girls. personal policy is don't speak unless spoken to because i've had a couple crush on me and it gets weird fast. but that's 17-18, nope nope nope.

i dated in high shool. i'd have to be stupid to want to fuck my life up like that again.

though, to be honest, i'm not really sure where to draw the age line beause i've met plenty of people ten years older than me who act like fucking toddlers, have none of their shit together, etc.

and that's really more what it's about i think, that they know who the want to be, and have committed to that. they they're done with the bs stuff.

that said, who i was at 22 is very different than who i am at 32

and probably wouldn't have become this person had i walked a different path

and i quite like who this person is

same.

well, aside from the looks

no idea where to go to meet people because i hate bars

i don't like drinking anymore, but when I did I'd get women who come up to me and hit on me, and I'll just think "fuck, at least ask me a question first"

seems like really poor judgment to just walk up to someone like "I want that one"

but that's about all you ever really run into in those places

i've thought about library group meetings, but i'm not on that side of the clock

if i'm up at 8am it's beause i haven't slept yet

i have a lot of friends, so it's really not just 'meeting people', but dating is kind of a shit show

threw the towel in a while ago

if it happens it happens, but i'm done jumping through hoops and worrying about it

being alone is far better than being in a bad relationship

you won't be missing much

unless puking into a bath tub and passing out on the bathroom floor is high up on your bucket list

this is true

Eatus the McMeatus

good, she can fuck up his life then

once that trust is gone it's gone

i know the feel

because of oxytocin

you get addicted to that feeling

you might even think it's love but it isn't

love is more like a capacity for sacrifice

what you're willing to go through