That looks like a lämp

Or at least to me it looked like it

Yass

Squint

It looks like it's farther away

And a thing behind it making it look like the foot of a lamp

I said squint

Lmfao

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*deepthroats baby*

Come on

Water, Fire, Dick and Ass!

Posted this before but want you to look at it

Battered deep fried cut up sausages, leftover batter deep fried, deep fried bread for crunchiness, Balcan cheese and a dip made of ketchup, garlic powder and soy sauce

Bone apple teeth

I almost did

At least I didn't puke my guts out like last time I made something similar.

Unmute Rhythm bot

Kek

Britbong hahahaha gottem

Is it worth it though?

He just needs to find enough combinations of Tyrone + last name to get em all

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It took you guys 5 minutes to realize that

Byr

Bye*

!skip

Yeah, it's getting kinda boring

How do you know that your girlfriend is getting fatter?

She fits into your wife's clothing

A fly just flew in front of my face and it was gross but I'll be damned if I won't say that waft of cold air wasn't nice.

Make me a hentai overlord

I knew that would happen

Oh my god white tea is the drink of the gods

@Le Frenchman boof it

D-cups

Ever had such a strong erection that it hurt

Now boof the rest of the wine and proceed to get pounded by your dad as you use the wine as lube

Heard you guys like memes

Cunts wet?

So he's making cunts wet.

That guy must be fat like an elephant by now.

It's not a bulletsexual, but a pansexual

I just used a watermelon scented body gel and I feel like a niggette in heat.

They should shut the fuck up before I report them

R U N

Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs or because they love cocks?

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Yesterday I had such a huge and hard shit I gave myself an analysis fissure and riding on a train with one ain't fun trust me.

Oh shit, how can you access my webcam?

*you liked a different girl's selfie so I can fuck a different dude*

I've jacked it for the 4th time today and all that has come out is a few drops of water.

I'm cranking a 5th one out at this exact moment

Again a few drops of water, doesn't even smell like cum

I think this is my personal record

I'm going to be cooking prawns for lunch today and the next one, I'll be making a stock out of their heads so what's the prawn stock good for?

This as an emoji

I was thinking some sort of ramen

Nigga let me in

What the fuck is that meme about?

I feel like we're hitting meme levels that shouldn't even be possible

When you're eating a popsicle with your ass, do you put it in the way you would put it in your mouth or the way it would come out?

That water that comes out after the 5th time you nut is chemically the same as the water that comes out of the water bottle when you don't shake it beforehand

https://youtu.be/9RmFU7fYtu0 Gibs mouneeeee @Deleted User

Nigga...

I'll have to think about that

After some exhausting thinking and a fap, I have decided I want those 20$. For the danger it brang to me, I think I deserve it. @Deleted User DM me a 20$ Steam Code

That's all I want

I will get those 20$ even if I get in jail for it

I will sell his anus

Prolly some game I didn't even need I'm the first place

Nah, I can pirate that

Insurgency: Sandstorm sounds good

I'm not giving EA a penny

Ain't that like all together though?

Or a fuckton of Brazzers/Fakku

People who buy an Apple Pro Stand

Well, don't forget that there are people with REALLY specific kinks, Vice made a documentary about some business that makes porn exactly as people like it

Shit's wild

https://youtu.be/WccjnvzPa3M

I still wouldn't pay for porn, it's just that I don't have money for it.

Maybe if that nigger would be willing to pay me those fucking 20 bucks i could at least get something from McDees

@Deleted User I'm looking at you

Btw i can hear you