14/M/I'm not a nigger and I'm not gay either

TFW Im too young to have guns

I just wanna kill some feds

I live in oklahoma so I'm on hardmode pls help

can anybody here save me from the feds raping my god blessed asshole

I really want a gun but I'm not even in HS oof

I mean... I am an expert at producing chemical weapons and explosives, in roblox

also, do you think a 1200 fps airgun will be able to hit anything vital?

@Regal Two do you think I could gank a fed with a 1200 fps air rifle

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god gamnit, I'm 14, I don't want our country to fall into tyranny

my dad's gay and doesn't trust me with guns

do you think I should take a bus ticket to VA

I have a 1200 fps air rifle

I can fly a plane

but I can't drive

so the police are going to help us, right?

it's us against them, right?

it's here

you know, I am very very good at producing tnt, in Minecraft. I could run away from my faggot dad and make 'tnt' for a living. I'm also great at my aerosol versions of poison potions.

un troops

grabbin guns

do you think that I can kill feds with my 1200 fps air rifle?

my dad has a sig but I don't want to steal it because I'm gonna have to come back to actually fucking go to high school

I'm not a glownigger stfu

you're retarded

i'm fucking 14

@Deleted User shut up, by your logic everybody is a glownigger, you fucking retard, you act like a god damn 9 year old. I know how to make an IED, I'm not fucking stupid

chemical is really easy, literally just put ammonia in bleach (makes chlorine gas)
explosives- propane canister, nokia phone, some blasting caps, something flammable. attach the battery of the nokia to the blasting caps. blasting caps to the propane, call the phone, retard

I mostly lurk here but I guess I'll speak

so my parents are absolute faggots, bluepilled as shit, they don't believe a word I say

I was telling them about corona virus, and I have been for two months

everything I told them was right, they second guessed me, now all of it's true and they still refuse to believe me

I never lie either, I'm honest as hell

I think that I'm kinda fucked

a lot like @T-34 Waifu I am sorta a pilot, I just finished flight training but I'm not *legally* one yet, and my parents are being really shitty about me wanting to fly somewhere else

I don't own a plane though

or much money

I have like $150

and middle school education

it's not a nothing burger though @Sleep

for once in my life, I actually don't want to die jfc god why now

@T-34 Waifu are you a professional pilot

oh

What do I do my girlfriend is chinese american

She's never been there

are chinks more vulnerable than others?

her family hasn't been to china in like 20 years @Duke of Txtspeak

okay

I just wanna grow up and have a wife and kids for god sake <:ijustwannagrill:648966550342336522>

my mom

rip

<:fren:642720457073885197>

Parents are saying that they will "prepare" now

they're literally just buying medical supplieds

"no anon, buying a gas mask is useless"

where are you gonna fly to, anon?"

yeah

gonna do a skyking

same state

washington mega gae, I don't blame him

I'm 14

is it bad for people under 18?

I'm 14 and live in a major city with 600+ infected

fuck I only read the first book

why'd you do this to me

Artyom dies?

I convinced my parents to buy food and water, my dad bought me a hazmat suit as well

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

He keeps getting mad when I mention buying a flammenwerfer though

He can beat the pepsi but he can't beat his liver failure

Help. I got the isis song stuck in my head from a few memes, so I subconsciously started whistling it next to my navy vet dad

how fucked am I

stop, you're enabling my "you're a potato" fetish

My mask that I ordered doesn’t fit

It’s too small

What the fuck do I do

People are gonna start buying shit soom

There’s only one in town and it only sells GP-5s

And I mean

I already have a gp-5

But will it be useful for corona?

Yeah I have three @keknomancer

I don’t speak gas mask

I speak gun and plane

Yeah they do

>glue

I don’t wanna bet on glue to save my life

All I have is elmers <:sadtard:556699705153945620>

Why do I still have the newfag role I’ve been here for a few months

Haha stupid nigger

Oh that’s gay

I’m cool as shit

I can send toe pics

And I can play two kazoos in my nose

I dun been granted freedom

Thanks mods

>daily

>weekly