I've always loved Africa and I've always wanted to go. My uncle is a zoologist a few years ago he got the opportunity to go work in Zambia for a few years.
>last summer
>parents ask if I would like to go live with uncle over the summer
>immediately say yes
>ffw a few weeks
>In Zambia for a while now and have gotten pretty comfortable
>In a town in the central part of the country near Kafue national park where uncle is working
>uncle has the day off but I don't really feel like spending the whole day with him cause he can be annoying
>decide I'm gonna go for a hike in the bush
>get in car and drive a little while away
>find a good spot of uninterrupted bush past the farmland
>get out and dick around for a few hours
>after like 3 hours I get the feeling of being watched
>can't shake it
>pretty much immediately leave because fuck that feeling when you're in the bush
>get back to car without incident and get back to uncle's house
>ffw a few hours to that night
>laying in bed
>reading some manga I brought over
>have window open cause it was a nice night out
>hear some shuffling outside the window
>figure it's some animal or some shit
>then I hear a kind of warbling/rumbling sound
>sounds kind of like the sound you hear when an electric garage door is being opened from far away
>figure it's just that
>after like 20 seconds it doesn't stop
>get worried
>more shuffling around outside the window
>get off the bed and lay on the ground facing the window
>hear more shuffling and that rumbling sound getting just a bit louder and louder
>about to shit myself
>hear from outside some slurred and loud voices from some clearly drunk guys
>noise stops
>hear a lot of shuffling and then silence besides the guys' voices
>uncle comes in
>asks what's wrong
>tell him what happened
>he figures I'm just fucking with him
>tells me to be a man and close the window if I'm scared
>can't bring myself to do it
>he finally does it
>like an hour later hear something outside run off

only spooky shit that happened to me and what got me into looking at paranormal shit

cause I love Africa and fuck the first world

I don't know man I've always just been drawn to Africa

nah why would I do that

I don't know how they're a drain on society when they are the society

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317370351862677505/683727207029538868/thepoopshed_87269736_2577655495844148_6050400509652123919_n.mp4

based

YO

WHY THE FUCK ARE SNATCHES SO HARD

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this shit

fuck snatches

damn

can barely do bodyweight with that shit

fuckin bullshit

I'm working on it

but fuck that shit

I guess it's fair cause I never do it outside of lifting with the football team but fuck

people in school won't stop coughing

help bros

my friend's little brother is like actually an incel

like I'm talking the women hating, elliot rodger, narsassitic, can't get a girl, creepy, lacks a chin, school shooter type incel

nah, he's not a tranny so he can't be a r9k user

@ÜberSoldat I'm pretty sure it comes from the Mason Dixon line between Pennsylvania and Maryland. This line marked the border between slave and free states.

unironically true

well boys

I've been coughing all day

goddamn what I would do for rain

especially rain like that

mmmmm that's good shit

but you get to listen to the rain so it's not that bad

it's what happens when you let porn into society

I haven't gone on b for like 3 or 4 years

subhuman coomers with no willpower

>tfw no foreskin
>tfw job
Am I a Jew

I'm really hoping this is societal collapse