"I'm not doing it and *that's that*"

https://twitter.com/ekhatami/status/925779290771394560

"my point still stands"

that you're a narrow-minded hyper-political dimwit?

that's such a

*normie*

description though

edgy hipster descriptions or bust

Shoes are racist

Surely dem whitefolk came and stole them from the ancient Mesopotamians

bug dawg

Destiny told me that assuming someone is joking about racism is racist in of itself

racist

Did you just assume my humour?

fuck off racist

goddamn racists everywhere

Turks can't be racist

I watched Valley of the Wolves

they are super-not racist

Well at least you won't have to travel very far

well shit.

https://www.thoughtco.com/history-of-shoes-1992405

"In Mesopotamia, (c. 1600-1200 BC) a type of soft shoes were worn by the mountain people who lived on the border of Iran."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BZDv9-R1KE&feature=youtu.be&t=2m10s

can't deny

that I was waiting for the car to come around the corner

Too cheeki for my breeki

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzK79PgKITI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59Bmm707Rg

very low-key

but well produced

youtube's time_continue strikes again

at his home?

good lord

surprised he didn't get mushed by 500 second amendments per minute

Paulie don't play

Old Soviet joke:

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are sitting around talking. Socialism says he needs to do an errand and goes off. Three hours later he returns carrying a small package.

“What took you do long?” asks Capitalism.

“I had to buy some sausage, and there was a long line,” Socialism explains.

“What’s a line?” asks Capitalism?

And Communism inquires, ‘What’s sausage?"

Everything is some faggot shit

and you must

point

it

all

out

Somewhere, someone on fetlife has that listed as a fetish

well shit

now I'd have to check

but not right now

*walks into /politics channel*

"are traps gay?"

*walks out of /politics channel*

SAYING IT'S OK TO BE GREEN MEANS IT'S NOT OK TO NOT BE GREEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Birocratic does really, really good stuff

Also Joseph Jacobs, Deeb, Saib, LJones, Vanilla, Brock Berrigan..

http://coub.com/view/z6e0x

we wuz playritz

http://coub.com/view/8zyeg

:pepehug:

boooooooo

dat neck tattoo doe

didn't notice it till I clicked through

OH NOES HE A RAZZIST CONDMN HIM

https://twitter.com/EmptySeatsPics/status/927281468690386944

wew lad.

"quick, somebody get a doct- oh."

https://twitter.com/Brasilmagic/status/927533528128081920

Well, um, good to see they give a damn about 'muh freeze speach' now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-8k7YKl8hE

goddamn uncle tom latinos supporting Trump who HATES MEXICANNNNNNNNNNS HNNNNNNNNNG

"terrorism doesn't need to have a political agenda"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"You're not smarter than a dictionary"

"Yes I am"

Mirriam-Webster? **not woke enough**

"Feminism isn't about the equality of sexes"
"THE **DIKSHONARRY DEFFENISHON** OF FEMINISM SAYS SO"

wuh-oh, gun control argument breaking out

*stays within safety of dank memery*

oh, and btw

https://www.megabots.com/

well

imagine if it said methbots

I remember hearing about it at least a year ago