The Great Flowchart of Gayness will have to wait

Anyways I'm off to milk the one-eyed snake to some 100% straight trap porn so see you fuckers around

Two-party systems are utter shit and categorizing everything in terms of "left" or "right" is destroying your country. You can't change my mind.

That's another thing - considering anyone who disagrees with you politically to be immoral. But that's a lot more widespread and *can* obviously be valid too in some cases.

Prime example

If you're for it you want to murder babies and if you're against it you want to control women

This shit again

I mean he and his buddies slammed the guy into the ground and ganged up on him, punching and kicking him. They didn't start it but that sure as fuck didn't look like self defence to me.

Yeah, that's pretty much what the public knows at this point as far as I know

I'm not saying the guy didn't deserve it but when you're stomping, kicking and punching someone 4v1 when they're lying on the ground just taking the hits, pleading self defence just kinda flies out of the window

Antifa isn't taking down shit. Fucking pasty pencil-necks who have never taken a punch in their life.

True.

Any industy owned by foreigners should be seized and nationalized for the American people

Is profit theft too?

Taxes are the price you pay to operate in that country. If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out of the country if you want to. No-one is forcing you to stay and pay taxes.

Well that

is fucking dumb if they do

Lmao

Yikes

Oh shit we're on screen

HI MOM

🇫 in the chat.

Is Satanism "unwholesome"?

Swords have the highest skillcap out of all the weapons

If you discount like... morning stars and shit

Is it a morning star or a flail that has a chain?

Then I meant flail

Aren't there like... 3 historical examples of flails in total?

As in that we don't even know if they were used in any effective manner

Originally yes, but I'm talking about the weapon here

Lol no

Useless against clothing too

Which is left and which is right @Weez

I mean it kinda depends on what you're looking for @Weez

@Reprehensibletrash Weren't dual edged swords a LOT more common in Europe?

@Edelgard von Hresvelg They're amazing in duels

On a battlefield, yeah rapiers weren't used but they were great dueling weapons

@Tato Whips have literally never been used as combat weapons my dude. Even thick clothing would be adequate protection against it, and controlling it even without an opponent trying to bash your face in wasn't exactly easy. So no, whips aren't real weapons.

@Tato In writing probably yeah, but they're so useless in actual combat that I'd be willing to take 5 free hits from a whip no problem before fighting back if I was in a duel

@Tato and I'm a fucking couch potato whimp lul

@Tato Yeah they hurt like hell, which is why whips are so widespread throughout history. But never as combat weapons.

And my dick has potential of making babies yet none exist

fite me irl @Reprehensibletrash

>tfw i want to have combat training but can't because hemophilia <:why:462286147473637407>

By combat training I mean like modern combat, I guess I could still go learn fucking swordfighting but good luck finding teachers here behind God's back

>ignored protection

nigga what

@Lucienne d'Anwyl A set of full plate armor weighted about as much as a modern infantry soldier's full gear does. AND it was spread evenly across the whole body, so it was easier to move in. You could run, jump, climb, roll and even somersault in full plate.

yes daddy tato whip me

@Kealor And the rest would power through it knowing the axe in their hand is going to end the pain instantly because you can't fight back in close combat with a fucking whip lmao

@Flavius Stilicho ANY BOY WHORE WITH A SWORD COULD KILL THREE WHIP USERS

I think we chased everyone else off too

das raycis

@Reprehensibletrash What's special about today?=

@Tato What about the guard of the guy you immoblizied?

@Lucienne d'Anwyl I mean yeah obviously

Halberds >>>> spears EZ Clap

Halberd

Is like spear

Except it has axe

ez CLAP

@Tato So you've done two bouts of HEMA with a spear and one with a halberd and because the plastic spear was better you concluded that historically spears were better too? <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Gottem <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

@Tato The moment humans discovered polearms, spears were discarded in favor of them. The only reasons to use a spear above a polearm is 1. spears were super cheap to manufacture and 2. spears were easier to use.

Details

Yes

Specifically because people wore plate armor, in fact

Also known as formation weapons

I mean yeah obviously if we're talking about "best weapons" we have to specify for what purpose. Rapiers and spears are considered THE best 1v1 dueling weapons by HEMA people, but that's just one facet of it

I thought about larping once when I was a teenager

Almost did it too

At least I've never seen a larper with a motherfucking whip <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

W H I P S <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

>ukraine vs russia final battle

Yikes

@Tato What do you think of 1-handed crossbows?

That's lewd

@Kealor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CBT doesn't mean what I think it means, does it?=

...Computer based training?

The fuck is that

@ur mom college No, I don't

I've heard of Portland. Some kind of an open-air apocalypse survival exercise, yes?

So uh

You guys do hema+

?

@JackH670 What is your opinion on whips as historical combat weapons?

**A well regulated HOLY ARMY being necessary to the security of a KINGDOM OF GOD, the right of the people to keep and bear RAPIERS shall not be infringed.**

I mean you can just buy the rings and make chainmail yourself if it's about the money

Well yeah

https://rautaportti.fi/tuote/3-kg-rengashaarniskan-irtorenkaita/

there you go

No need of a blowtorch either

But yeah, you need a LOT of time and patience

And well...

You can do it by bending

But as you said it's super time consuming and frustrating

And the thing is that such chains will never make an actual protective chainmail

You need riveted chainmail

Which you can't really make yourself unless you're a really skilled blacksmith