Bojangles Unchained ⛄

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god, youtube has BLACK HISTORY MONTH in the corner

walking stick master race

yeah I think so lol

would you guys live in Frog Police

that apartment building is next to the police station in my city

later goyim

5 days or so

yeah I figured, it seems like that's the only place that has civilization

are you staying at a hotel or what

I'm on ranch too tbh

olive b <:ranch:375588455511490570>

>not eating dogs

I had fun in afghanistan

but I have ptsd because one time the dfac ran out of chicken wings

@Akashic Wrecker did Aziz's ever give you diarrhea?

Been down since yesterday

I heard Emily was in Korea now

Yeah maybe that was just a temporary thing

Ranch and vodka

Quit REEEEEEEEing

Mike Enoch is the most ranchpilled person on earth besides eagleshigh

Why don't you start your own server then blitz

Blitz can't have coffee because it makes his tummy hurt

I've burned a bunch of rice and have no regrets 🍚 🤤

Big brains get the rock

Palpatine was the real hero

>not liking bacha bazi

I go to the casino with my mom too

Did that a few days ago

I know three Latvian qts

But theyre taller than my manlet self

Nah its expensive, far from where i live, and all the good events are sold out

I had planned on going but yeah

More trouble than it's worth lol

awww yeah

it's amazing they stayed in business this long

hahah

I know that feel

killer klowns from outer space

gross

Sonic's arms are not freakin blue!

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT GOLDEN CORRAL

eagleshigh will personally gas you

All I have done this week is lay in my bed, depressed and devasted. My sister wants to play Mancala and I say no. Usually whipping my sister’s ass in Mancala is how I make myself feel better about things but not this time. Hell not even Fruit by the Foot and Gushers are doing me any good. My dad asked if I wanted to go to Golden Corral and I said no.

I TURNED DOWN GOLDEN CORRAL. This is how serious things are.

I am so sad I don’t even have an appetite. I have barely eaten anything. Just a ranch sandwich or two. That’s about it.

It's from eagleshigh's blog

Ranch is the key to regularity

I have to buy presents for my sister, my mom, my dad, my aunt, my grandma and grandpa, and my nephew.

Any ideas?

For my mom I was thinking about getting her a food processor, so she can make me some good homemade ranch.

For my dad I was thinking about getting him a deep fryer, so he can fry good foods that can be dipped in ranch.

For my sister I was thinking about getting her a gift card to Golden Corral. All she does is say she hates that place. But that is because she has never tried it. A gift card will make her go there to try it then she will fall in love, and then we can go get our grub on at Golden Corral together.

For my aunt I want to offer to pay for a month of her diabetes medicine, so she can eat more Fruit Roll Ups.

For my grandma and grandpa, I was thinking of getting them Don’t Wake Daddy! because everytime I go visit them they are just sitting around doing nothing. This game will spice up their lives.

And my nephew. He is only 5, but it is never too late to get him started on ranch. I was thinking about getting him a custom t-shirt that says “Me and my Uncle Love Ranch”. Need to get him started on ranch early before anyone else pollutes his mind with alternative dipping sauces.

Quit being a nigger

Ranch counteracts whatever soy might be in it

What are you, some kind of eurocuck?

I wouldn't know

I have fortunately never been in the dc area

Gimme dat mumbo muhfugga

Damn right I hit up that Golden Corral. What a thanksgiving feast for me. I had all you can eat Thanksgiving food with all the fixin’s. MMMMMM. Turkey, stuffing, ham, mashed taters, you name it it was there. All of which I drowned in ranch, of course. Also had some pumpkin pie for desert(yes, I put ranch on it). But my favorite part was the Chocolate Wonderfall. Golden Corral really outdid themselves with the Chocolate Wonderfall. It was so awesome, wow. Words can not describe it. The staff there got onto me though. I took a marshmallow, dipped it in ranch, and then dipped it in the chocolate wonderfall. They got mad that I contaminated it with ranch, so they had to shut it down. But the white chocolate and caramel wonderfalls were still open. So I dipped my pumpkin pie into the white chocolate one and they got mad again because a chunk of the pie broke off and got into it. I hate caramel so I didn’t bother with that one. I instead decided to finish off with some cotton candy. Delicious, especially after I ranched that baby up!

As long as the state of Jefferson and San Diego are okay, i can sacrifice the rest of California

Tubby Women's Party

I vant to suck your ranch

Daily Widsom from eagleshigh

“Ranch. No I am not talking about a place where cowboys live. I am talking about the condiment, the salad dressing. Ranch Dressing is the greatest thing to ever exist, ever. If you don’t put in on everything and anything, you don’t know what you are missing. Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Personally I will dip everything I have in ranch, or pour ranch on top of it. Turkey. Stuffing. Green Bean Casserole. Mashed Potatoes. Sweet Potato Casserole. Cranberry Sauce. Pumpkin Pie. If its something edible, you bet your ass I put ranch on it. It enhances the flavor and makes it much better. Yes, I put ranch on my Hush Puppies from Long John Silvers and my Stouffer’s Lasagna as well. Fuck A1, Ranch IS that important.”

-eagleshigh

They were taking weird sex pictures in front of a temple or something

Sad that cambodia released them

Those don't count

I gained like 11 pounds during my ~6 weeks in the US :(

Mainline protestantism needs to be completely destroyed, but thankfully its doing that to itself

None of these people's kids are gonna go to the mainline protestant churches

We need to restore the Catholic church and burn this antipope at the stake

Not necessarily

>not following the noble eightfold path

I'm a fedora but I like shilling for trad catholicism

As postmodernism has shown us, you can basically interpret anything in infinite ways

If youre a good enough liar

The bible gives a lot of source material for these kikes and perverts to misinterpret

He tortures Job for being a kike

Job is just basically an explanation of why bad things happen to good people

Most whites are neutral people who will go with the flow

They're not hard to win over once we control the institutions

The American Revolution is a good example, most people were basically neutral. There weren't that many hardcore patriots or loyalists

Normies care about their material well-being more than anything else

My point is a relatively small number of people among the population were able to pull off such a thing and get normies on board

I think the loyalists were the good guys tbh

Once people's electricity starts going out for a few hours at a time

It is

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