lol

I'm manlet but I could probably fuck this amazon lativian chick

latvian*

lol

I know three latvian girls

but only one of them lives in the same country as me

one time we were snugglin when singing karaoke.. she's prolly down

she's tall and skinny

but I'm like 5'8 and she's gotta be 6'0 lol

oh shit

I think she plays volleyball

awd wouldn't take me because I'm a riceburner

lol

I'm not skinny

hahaha

I'm a riceburner, I've never been diagnosed with autism, and 5'8 is still within the average range, so awd would never have me

lol

hahah

oy vey

what a strong womyn

I bet she can make some yuge BRAPs

I'd bet

I'm still in Olympia

for another week

it's 4:26 AM here

I found where my mom hid the booze

oh

it's 926 PM in korea

jesus

you know what I really like about korea?

they basically keep the retards and mentally ill out of sight

mentally ill go into windowless institutions where they're never seen again

lol

tards btfo

Lol same shit happened to me. Verify your number, goy!

Yeah

I'm not willing to use my actual number so idk

Might use my korean number lol

Kewl

^

a concentration ranch

agree so hard

sauerkraut rules, my man

yeah, relish is pretty nasty

I just don't like sweet pickles at all

I love regular pickles

lol

my liver needs all the help it can get at this point

they can have their argument in the vc, we're having a great condiment chat up in here

lol

god damn it, I didn't drink anything tonight, and now you mention booze and I'm fiending for it..

fuck it, getting a beer

brb

RAPE SLOTHS

anyone who doesn't like Anglin is ungrateful (i.e., a nigger)

yo niggers stink, where you staying in cambodia right now

@TheBowlFather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

burn the rice, feels real nice

wrong

the correct rhyme is "feels real nice"

yeah that's tru

lol

if you fuck a muslim woman, she'll get honor-killed by her relatives

so it's a win-win

lololol

you can't knock up a sand nigger woman tho, too dangerous

it just creates a very smart jihadist

if you knock up a gook, you get a supreme gentleman

can't dodge the rodge

oh shit, don't make me start riceposting

hot arabs are relatively rare, I live in gookistan and holy shit

well koreans at least, in japan and china there's not nearly as many qts

in my experience

physically attractive..

lol

that's not even true tho

did the police take you back to lucas' house

lol

they aren't tho

I live in korea

yeah of the eyelid surgery

a lot of girls just do the eyelid surgery when they get lasik or whatever

poodles are popular there, you might be onto something

fake tits are rare in korea (though I did hook up with one lol), fake asses are unheard of

the fake tit korean girl I hooked up with was in the US navy

so was I at the time

(((siege)))

(((read))) (((siege)))

but why don't they have khazar milkers