So listen, @Asgardian117 I talked to my kids. They said the new Ninendo is for queers and they'd suplex me if I tried to bring it into the house. Pretty heavy accusation.

Then they danced around a tower and did the PC Master Race Aryan Face dance. I don't dare taunt the gods.

Also, my oldest said your squat thrust record is a lie and lying is a sin before God.

Go on, fight him.

So is your face.

Nothing is more rightous than being a white guy with magic powers that slays monsters and hook-nosed people at 60FPS such as the Witcher III

He's BASICALLY Trump if you think about it

Nah truth to tell they don't get much time to vidya, not as much with Mom. We're always out doing stuff. Mostly outside. Mostly looking for bugs. The grossest ones we can find. My GOD it's good to be male.

Oh so we're COMPLETELY glossing over how Trump is basically Geralt. Ok then

Witcher III totally different game. This one has Monsters and Potions and Dungeons except.... it has hot chicks you can bang and mutagens

It's basically like you're an Aryan Proto-Warrior and all the girls give you strange mutations and diseases like Antifa

But you DO IT BECAUSE YOU LOVE THOTS

It was made by based poles.....

Wat?

Oh, Trump screws over the Supreme Court?

Oh dude, he's gonna make sure that shit don't fly again.

>mfw the pendelum of justice swings back HARD

k

but I'm kind of stuck on this poodle having a blast on the swing right now

>Asgardian ponders the meaning of what I've said

C'mon now. This is how I picture you. Ripped as fuck, but intellectual too

Maybe *slight* exaggeration but not by much

"Hmmm... do I quote culture of critique or stomp his faggot guts out? One wonders...." - Asgardian, February 2017

I truly believe you take your children out, read them like Melville then after the chapter is finished you all hit the gym.

Ughhghghgghghghghgh good grief. I got that device to help me with pushups and add a touch of dip so I can get some extra resistence. Kids want me to set it up all the time. He can only do it on his knnees but he's trying damn it!

Ugh

I blame you for their lust for a Nintendo Wii u

No.

That's @JohnnyMonoxide that's been covered many times.

No, I'm afraid of the Italian Equivilent of Randall from Scrubs attacking me.

Punching me in the balls while screaming I'M NUMBER ONE NOW

@JohnnyMonoxide doxxed

Although it could be White Power Ranger from Exodus I haven't decided yet.

I see your Mario and raise you a Sonic. He has the power of God on his side.

Holy crap I'm doxxing everyone. Now it's @D'Marcus Liebowitz

I DOXX MYSELF NAOW

There are tradwives in the alt right. Do you disavow?

>mfw

I seriously can't wait untill the rest of these people read this stuff?

DOES THIS HALP???

Volvo=Master Race

I'm going to find youi

And end you

painfully

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A MUZZLE

OK this just degenerated into Sarah Silverman nudes. You asked for it

You have one chance to apologize.

You know damn well I'll do it

Yeah this isn't LARPing Time this is real shit nigga

This is your final warning

You want to keep pushing?

Have @D'Marcus Liebowitz ban me I don't care

Yeah. I'm bored of this now. I'm going to sleep, work early in AM.

Plus if Assgardian Vomits he'll forfeit more gainz, and I don't want to be held responsible for that

GO EAT SOME OATS GODDAMN IT

Sasha's fired. Don't care what she does

She was argumentatitve during her performance review

It'll be another poodle unless I wed some redheaded THOT. I hear Karama POlitical is single

DM that to me

and whisper

softly

in my ear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMayiz-18Q

Holy Shit Mike Pence is a Russian Rap Star.

"The addict is specifically ill I propose to cure him with electricity"

Milk is degenerate. Not keto friendly. Drink heavy whipping cream instead.

Sweet. We get to be the first Podcast with Andrew Anglin on a Yeti Microphone. Sound quality so nice.

What's an ottermode?

I get to be the bear

#SWOLE

D'awww

Yeah but she didn't skip leg day

OMG Poodles doing aerobics how could anything be wrong??

Sad poodle is sad

He feels rebuked.

I have like 1000 of these reaction shots

I want my next dog to be chosen this way

Gawd I wish I was at TRSLmania

Ah well. Maybe next year.

Maybe they can alternate it to be Midwest, then West Coast, then East Coast then Leafs get invaded

Afterwards we can get brunch?

Ugh. Splicing Segments sucks balls.

Yet I will still release before midnight Friday. I am a genius.

Only the best for the Chosen Puppers

If you need help sleeping the latest Krypto Report is uploading

That is the rule yes, no drinking during the recording.

Caerulus was good though, content wise.

Because people in the past abused the privilege.

Myself included.

I don't see why not.

Cool.

It got a lot more fun when I quit drinking to excess.

Because I can focus. I used to think I'd be too tight lipped but it's like anything just have to practice. I definitely don't make the same stupid mistakes because I'm rushed and buzzed and not paying attention.

Dunno?

Yeah this is a good episode. Solid, fluid, aside from the tech hiccoughs it would be high end tier.

Thanks. I was right about processing this way yeah? Sounds closer to our mic recordings by not altering the voice portions at all, and just cleaning up background noise elsewhere. We're in pretty quiet areas for good recording