and has a screen integrated fingerprint scanner

and has a very good battery

i think

the new one?

ah

the new one folds like cardboard

no structural integrity at all

thats a fucking great deal

that shit can be realyl good for class notes

especially wiht the pencil

yep

not true

have you never seen the room

2002*

same

are you tryna summon a fucking succubus

you know those shits are fucking nasty right

and they jsut drain you spiritually

its not a physical entity

nigga just fucking astrally project urself and fuck 4th dimensional bitches

much safer and doesnt condemn you to hell for eternity

and you wont get ur life energy drained

or

i mean

you could uh

* t u l p a*

>that one /x/ creepypasta when anon made a pony tulpa

OH YE

THAT ONE WAS A HUGE MEME

real shit?

how come

did you not fucking hallucinate it properly

you gotta be super vivid and imagine every little detail

or else it can get botched

bruh real shit if you want to lose ur virginity so bad just astrally project urself

its the most chad way

and safer than succubi

cus with the summoning youc an summon god knows what

astral projection you get just that

BUT WITH VISUALS

its like vr porn with those blue fucks from avatar

what more could you ask

no

there are a couple of methods

for astral projection

it takes practice tho

adn youll need to go cold turkey on all the rituals n shit

and make sure ur aura is clear and no demons are attached to you

then you practice meditation

and then you astrally project and FUCK SPACE HOES FUCK YES

BITCHES WITH THE TITTY PIERCINGS N SHIT

WITH THEM GOLD CHAINS GOIN FROM THE NOSE TO EAR SHITS

BRUH

FUCKING HEAVEN

astral plane*

ok enough larping for one night

im off to bed

night

ICH LIEBE DEUTSCHLAND

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

EIN VOLK

IN REICH

EIN FUHRER

SIEG HEIL

ein

*

whoever thus guy is he nd asshole

suh

get fucked

i had a nice meditation sesh in the morning

for concentration

i have mild adhd and it helps a lot

i follow this guided meditation by this russian guy but ill explain the gist of it

basically you sit down

preferrably cross legged on a pillow on the floor

hands folded in a boat shape under your stomach or resting on your knees

you look around yourself

try to notice things about your environment that you usually wouldnt

then let your eyes close slowly

take a couple of deep breaths and clear your mind

then bring your attention to your points of contact to the ground and pillo

pillow

namely your thighs and arse

breathe and with each exhale let your thigh muscles relax

i usually do around 25 mins

i hvanet finished yet

each time your muscles relax

you might feel like youre becomign more firmly planted on the ground

try to notice how that makes you feel mentally and spiritually

after that

focus on the top of your head

adn with each inhale

start straightening your spine

like theres a string attached to the top of your head and somones pulling it up

make sure its the actual top of your head and your chin doesnt go op

its better to plant your chin a little inwards even

also notice how that makes you feel spiritually and mentally