they haven't shipped it yet, what's the question?

so..? it's aliexpress, it's part of the fun. waiting...

is that safe? -- https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Heater-Male-Apparatus-Special-Heating-Rod-for-Masturbators-and-Dolls-9OR7/32751386968.html

anyone ever ordered a masturbator or pocket pussy? serious question. is there any difference compared to your own hand?

tenga egg or something like this? I wanted it too when it came out but didn't order one

not planning to but thank you for the warning : ))

cheers, Geoff <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

yes

anyone here in mainland China?

writing a bot to scrape aliexpress 😫

python since it has a nice api for headless chrome

aliexpress often thinks I'm a bot so it's easier that way

than just raw html

Updated the database, boys: https://chinexpress.club/

don't they confiscate knives on border?

yeah, the border agents work harder in europe I guess

😋

who is the owner of this room anyway?

finland loves guns

the whole civilized world doesn't have guns is bullshit, plenty of countries in Europe have relaxed gun laws. people just don't shoot each other or carry them in nightclubs/

@JHWH in england they ban kitchen knives too, that country doesn't count

in most of the countries after exams and examinations you're free to own one. some allow carrying, some not.

I'm an euro but obviously america has a cultural problem when it comes to guns, not so much a gun problems. you have too much violence.

I'm just rambling...bad day

anyone bought drugs from ali?

I know they sell some under random chemical names

ghb and such

but the product itself is placebo anyway, so what's the difference?

and you really think what the mushroom does can't do modern science better and cheaper?

anyone interested in product reviews? maybe we could arrange something

both!

I've ordered loads of stuff for an example and could do few for others

I could host them on my chink generator site

that would be nice @Ace I'm actually interested in KZ

@Kaytee show me your blog. I love blogs, too bad everything is on social media now

blogs are comfy

@Kaytee cmon mate, show me, you get 3 visitors at max

@Kaytee no one will find my chink blog, it's a sekret club. no price hikes.

@Kaytee do that, thank you

looks pretty nice tbh

@HEKTIK to be fair there is no need to be so anal

suggestion for cheap chinkphone? something like moto g3

@TheYellowBandit never buy batteries from china

unless you want to get rid of your teeth

cheers, I'll look into it

hmm, 4a if for 80 euro on ali

anything cheaper? like 50

because of nicotine I guess, they would be confiscated and maybe china doesn't allow to sell it either

todo bien

buy a muslim then

Updated the database lads: https://chinexpress.club/

yeah, I'm thinking about it @Jignx the problem is what categ. and how many?

because a lot of stuff belongs to different categories and I don't want to make it overly complicated

@Jignx I'm happy to host simple reviews. text and few pics.. and I could do a few myself too

@fedora tips my communist hat mfriend

I need 84 cheap kb

or 87., whatever, without numpad

why cant I buy a mec kb without all that rainbow RGB shit? I just want white backlight

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 what is a taobao agent?

and why are all the keyboards will RGBA fucking gaming backlight

@Deleted User where do I find a chink

yes, but I want normal, white backlight

go ahead. thank you @𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚

I understand that

what a world we live in.. god bless china and capitalism

I've found some keyboards on banggood for good price and they are nice, but the fact that they have full fucking rainbow backlight turns me off

they dont have a single color, only fucking rainbow

ajazz what model?

cheers

"Please Login or verify to view item detail in Bhiner." ?

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚

is this sekret club or just create an account?

AK33 for 😩

wut?

7.6USD

hows it possible

what is the exact model I have to look?

just "modd james donkey" ?

danke

you're the man

thank you but I dont like the layout.. I guess Im a hipster and want the ak33 one

is it worth messing with bhiner for only ak33?

Im not sure yet how it works

fuck that, Im going to buy ak33 from gearbest

fair enough

this looks so very gay or so very 13-year-old...

does anyone have gearbest code?

gearbest coupon plz

ak33

any keyboards in hot deals?

is this your job?

can you pay for my keyboard?

but why do you do it?

I wanto start hosting reviews on my chinkshit generator: https://chinexpress.club/

@Deleted User what is the comfiest way to do it? I have bought over 50 chink items so I have quite a lot to review if there's any interest

no

I like text

so no video, blog is fine

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 I dont give a shit what they like

youtube is cancer, video is cancer

@fedora do you think people would actually submit shit?