Alright friends

see you later

may your chink packages arrive post haste

I'm not a murderer

you have it wrong

I'm not some crazed person committing murders

I'm just after some chink shit like you guys

chicken permission is even better

post nl?

nigga why my parcels stuck at ready to ship

pls fix

hmmm?

don't blame me if you can't stand the cold

also who said I shower everyday

nah but i have a french friend

someone on csg actually bought a sex doll

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/63741744#p63745852

we dont want to payy taxes

corrisanttt

we want germany to pay for our health care

baggette

@Shrimpf please fix your countrys mail

muh holohoax

there there shrimp I'll comfort you

drink this

it's rapidly becoming a slum thanks to refugees

@Shrimpf drink this

I'm talking about no go areas

alright, but first drink this

@Shrimpf delet ur skirt

:^)

@Shrimpf lewd, you didn't tell me you were bi

no

I am heteroflexible

no it's heteroflexible

https://pics.me.me/is-it-gay-to-love-traps-aristotle-suppose-for-the-22774359.png

better resolution

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/292/032/dfa.jpg

its oks shrimp

you look good enough to eat that's fine with me :^)

no i was being lewd

I want to hold down @Shrimpf by the wrists

shrimp that's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking

tfw youll never get to meet lawrence of arabia

no he's not

stfu you turkroach

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1548427.1387132663!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/huty1844410.jpg

that's peter o toole btw the guy who played him in the movie but he practically looks like lawrence

http://www.topfoto.co.uk/email/2012/lawrence/IPU404148.jpg

hmm

https://i.imgur.com/4A0GVYL.jpg

>hiding lewd from your gf

@Matthew gachi gasm is not porn

>imagine kissing a hard leather surface

wew

>kissing the part where dirt touches

johnfrum you use a special foot exfoliation tool on the heels of your foot

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8Pcs-Set-Pedicure-Kit-Tools-Exfoliating-Prevent-Dead-Skin-Manicure-Foot-Skin-Care-Tool-Set-For/32820457246.html

buy that dick sucking exercise device

https://imgur.com/gallery/qOoITZi

insert item into bag in origin country

it's here yeahh

>not using a bidet

nothing like power washing your asshole with a hand held bidet

you can even give yourself an enema by spraying the water directly into your ass

>not closing the toilet lid when plushing

well first I turn the water to a mild warm temperature

then I spray it onto my anus

after my outsides are nice and clean I spray the water into my asshole to give myself a sort of enema

then I use toilet paper to dry myself off

done

sometime I apply lavender talc power

@Shrimpf my ass would smell like boobs to you

ew

srsly guys after showering apply talc powder to your crotch

keeps it's nice and comfy

make sure to 'break them in as the meme says

how's your baby

also please tell me it's a human child and you're not calling your pets your baby

did it hurt giving birth or did you choose a c section?

I read that women get flooded up with hormones so it hurts less

also why standing up

did she end up pooping

lots of women end up pooping due to the pressure exerted

"oh no my gucci shoes"

damn she must take some huge shits

if the pressure is comparable to child birth

yeah you people really need to learn to squat

use the squatty potty like stools on sitting toilets tbh

using it you get the most luxurious shits tbh

just get a stool first, dont actually squat on top of your toilet

it may break

and remember to squat properly, don't crouch

squatting it very comfortable

it is

you're probably just crouching