and those 100 leg crunch things

no I always use little or no alcohol

it dries out your skin

>wanting to get laid

>not spending time admiring yourself in a mirror

I don't have that big a mirror

plus it would be weird

ah that reminds me I have to order an epilator soon

no

I leave my arm hairs alone

oh

>having hair on penis

he said he shaved one leg cause it was so easy and fun

then he came on his leg I think

or said he would like it

I'm not sure I don't exactly remember

gotta leave soon bois

attending a wedding

soon

but yeah now

gonna wear my navy blue notch lapel suit

taxis here

later guys

I used a lavender perfume btw

it's cash

pefume is different from colgone

ill explain when i get back

im back

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ddd63e622a53f9f5dc26dbb150e8d0b5

https://www.quora.com/Fragrances-What-is-the-difference-between-perfume-eau-de-toilette-and-cologne

I prefer to think of it as more playful

with hint of seduction

anyway the musical choice at the wedding was abhorrent

I'm not gay

I would have personally preferred a more classical music only approach instead of bombastic songs

yes I looked it up and remembered

this son of man song was quite a piece

anyways the wedding would have benefited from classical music playing

the really bad part came when they were bride and groom were slow dancing to a disco beat song

@Deleted User yes

it would particularly suit the moment the groom and bride walk down the aisle

I did picture shooting people in the head

especially the person who arranged the music

I'm not a psychotic though just harmless fantasy

what do non psychotics say?

well they were facing the bride and groom so back of the head

also better to shoot from the back since they have less time to react

eh these business cards are nice but too common these days I think

anyone can get them printed

we need to elevate them to a higher level

have a flash drive embedded in them

for e tech savvy clients

and qr codes

https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/AAEAAQAAAAAAAA3FAAAAJGY0ZTk2ODcwLWIzYjAtNDEwMC1hZWQ2LTQyMjU3YjAwMWE0YQ.jpg

also the future of wedding invites

http://www.alivecraft.com/image/cache/catalog/USB/AC017/acu-800x800.jpg

shrimp because we all fear death

it's the anti thesis to human existence

it is something we cannot fully comprehend because it comprises of something that is totally against our nature

it is completely alien

we can get close but cannot truly experience it

it's a one way ticket

shrimp we can also argue that only those with the fear of death survived to pass on their genes

that is true

an organism cannot go back to the drawing back it must work with what it has

for example our eyes are better suited to under water vision

they were originally made to see under water and have been modified over the years to see on dry land

@lgmdigm if you also look at it, it is the most scary thing we can imagine

with other fears there's a chance of fighting back or hiding but with death there's nothing you can do

damn

you better run faster @Shrimpf

do you inject your daily dose of nanomachines

you know once we learn to regenerate the tolomerase there will be new problems for immortal huamns

because not everything in our body is everlasting

like our teeth

they don't regrow

I would prefer a nanobot approach that mimics our cells

@Shrimpf yes

>metal teeth

reminder that soda leeches the calcium from your bones

cause phosphoric acid or something

can't recall the exact science

so take it with a grain of salt

but avoid soda anyway due to sugary shit

@Deleted User I think it's more of a over aggressive response to the unhealthy lifestyle we had

it will settle down

it's like learning about a new thing and overdoing it

yes , eating avacado toast all day won't prevent cancer

dragon fruit is so dull

it looks amazing but it taste almost as bland as ihow beautiful it looks

send him a pic of you dressed as a trap

I have to say with all the shit people give the chinks these guys sure have good customer support

@Cole borrow some from your family

yes

so is spaghetti until it gets wet

when you exercise regularly you get a higher metabolism

but take it from me don't just start running 50 miles from day one

you may end up tearing something or pulling a muscle

and some of your muscles may not be strong enough to take the burden you put on them

so work your way up