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You said you weren't gay, m8. @Patrick

anyway the musical choice at the wedding was abhorrent

I'm not gay

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I would have personally preferred a more classical music only approach instead of bombastic songs

*DUDUD DUDUD DUN DUN DUUN

yes I looked it up and remembered

Was it too...new wave for your taste?

Do you like Mozart and his songs about shit?

this son of man song was quite a piece

I want Devo to be played at my wedding.

@Patrick anything with words is a mistake at anything but maybe the lunch or dinner after

Are we not men?

No

anyways the wedding would have benefited from classical music playing

WE

Metrosexuals are effete castratos

Mfw president of finland wasnt waving for me yesterday 😭

the really bad part came when they were bride and groom were slow dancing to a disco beat song

@Patrick you want classical music played at a wedding?

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@Deleted User yes

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it would particularly suit the moment the groom and bride walk down the aisle

@Patrick I'm surprised you didn't kill everyone there

I did picture shooting people in the head

especially the person who arranged the music

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I'm not a psychotic though just harmless fantasy

sounds like something a psychotic would say

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what do non psychotics say?

are you looking them in the eyes as you shoot them or in the back of the head?

Death meditation is very healthy. Sometimes if I'm alone at the range I shoot pictures of my face.

Is your business card made out of Bone?