One time, the house just got finished renovating, i was playing with my bro and my fren in the backyard with pool noodles as lightsabers. My brother was Darth Maul so he had big noodle, n we were Obi Wan/Qui Gonn so we had little noodle. Note my backyard was a sloped hill. My brother swung at my face so I dodged matrix style. It was epic. But not for long. I lost my balance and tumbled back. Head over heels. World spinning like a washing machine. Then thud. I had stopped at the bottom of the hill. On a slab of concrete. With my head. My vision blackened. I touch my head and look at my hand. It's red as a tomato. Next thing I know I'm in the car. Zoomin for the hospital. We get there. It's a frickin inpatient hospital. No emergency. My fren pipes up that his Mum's a nurse. Yeeting for my frens place. Next thing I know I'm getting my head glued in my friends kitchen. The End.
