Guan Wei, God of War

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2020-02-03 01:59:07 UTC [Stupid Idiot #new-fag]  

And over the past week would you also it's been around a 7 overall?

Do you want some help with your schoolwork?

just need to get the right wavelength

They're not being very responsive ๐Ÿ˜

I can never decide if I need more sleep or waking up is just painful

Yeah, I think I'll wait for my morning pilgrimage to the porcelain church

I always wake in a weird starfish shape

Me: Hi there Mr Salamander, so I have your new medication here, you've been prescribed 700g of Adorable Guinea Pig. You were previously taking 45g of Cute Hamster so this is a step up but we think you'll tolerate it well given your history.

Okay, we can look at making some changes, your history says 30g Leopard Geckos and 70g of Axolotl, have you noticed any side effects with either at all?

We don't have the crested gecko on record, having you been getting this over-the-counter or on prescription?

As long as we know how often you're taking it, we can change your other medications appropriately

@Stan okay, chill man, you named yourself after a streaming service

Is there a gay man named Boris there?

Change stan's name to B-grade Netflix

Now that's what a good Christian looks like

You need to take a nap or something, sir

I am a good Quaker thank you very much

Let me know when you guys want me to drop my mixtape feat. stan

Sorry mom, I'll go back to my room now

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