Hablmet

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2017-11-05 20:20:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

The only thing I know I regularly use is MiRemote because I have IR blasters and shit

2017-11-05 20:21:04 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I always turn all the TVs in the school on

2017-11-05 20:21:50 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

And I ditched Poweramp for BlackPlayer EX

2017-11-05 20:22:31 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I just pressed them all once and said yes to everything

2017-11-05 20:22:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Xiaomi still didn't update the remote for smart Vieras from Panasonic for me like they promised

2017-11-05 20:23:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

lol

2017-11-05 20:23:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Poweramp just didn't cut it for me in customization

2017-11-05 20:24:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Thanks for reminding me that there are too many buttons

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/376829219356803072/Screenshot_2017-11-05-21-24-25-858_com.duokan.phone.remotecontroller.png

2017-11-05 20:25:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

ik right

2017-11-05 20:26:18 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

the teachers are always confused when their projector turns off and they have to wait five minutes because it's shitty Acer models

2017-11-05 20:26:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

MiRemote has issues with sending the button order if you're not directly in front of the thing

2017-11-05 20:27:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

and you have to aim it well too

2017-11-05 20:28:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I'd just sekritly cast my screen on the TV and put porn on it

2017-11-05 20:28:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

my aim is shit, I wank too much

2017-11-05 20:28:36 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Nah

2017-11-05 20:28:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Yeah

2017-11-05 20:29:06 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

if you don't have Chromecast or something that is

2017-11-05 20:29:20 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

You need to manually enable mirroring on the TV first

2017-11-05 20:29:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

you basically open apps, mirroring and pair it, confirm and bam

2017-11-05 20:29:57 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I have a first gen smart Viera so it takes like two minutes

2017-11-05 20:30:21 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it can be both since you're only mirroring

2017-11-05 20:30:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

but the delay is shit at times

2017-11-05 20:31:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I tried a keyboard and tried to play N64 with it, fucking half of the keys didn't work

2017-11-05 20:31:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

so I plugged it into my brother's identical redmeme and all keys worked just fine

2017-11-05 20:31:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Then again my phone is running for 400 hours

2017-11-05 20:33:05 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

fucking kek @porco

2017-11-06 00:15:32 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wow

2017-11-06 00:15:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

what the fuck am I looking at

2017-11-06 08:16:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

when I bought a screen protector the chinks gave me a few stickers as a gift

2017-11-06 08:16:47 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

small problem

2017-11-06 08:16:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

they forgot to make them stick

2017-11-06 08:19:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I appreciate them sending something extra but when that extra bit doesn't even work or stick

2017-11-06 08:19:17 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it makes me rustle my jimmies

2017-11-06 08:19:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-14 10:55:22 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

the government here is a joke <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-11-20 07:06:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2017-11-21 20:01:01 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

he should have known you can't drift a fucking truck without some ice

2017-11-21 20:03:29 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-11-21 20:03:37 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

activates my almonds

2017-11-21 20:04:04 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

why are women on drawings bald?
Because feminism is cancer

2017-11-21 20:08:42 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

>nigga
alright he's getting shot

2017-11-21 20:09:04 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

anyways you'd do the same here and you'd get your license removed for ten years.

2017-11-21 20:09:21 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

that and the fine here would be around 1000$

2017-11-21 20:10:04 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Besides you almost trashed your ride

2017-11-21 20:10:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

don't even drive okay

2017-11-21 20:11:28 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

that doesn't mean the car is usable
fucking send it into a repair shop and hope it won't exceed 3k

2017-11-21 20:11:33 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

which it will

2017-11-21 20:12:04 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

and fine funds

2017-11-21 20:12:10 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

<:newfagscan:238858091020419072>

2017-11-21 20:12:30 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

>not just waking 3km to work in fifteen minutes

2017-11-21 20:12:52 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

do you work in a drug cartel or something

2017-11-21 20:13:26 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

fucking kek

2017-11-21 20:14:08 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

that would work, just do mass suicide and bam

2017-11-21 20:14:28 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

suicide by being a fucking moron

2017-11-21 20:14:40 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Suicide by accidental murder

2017-11-21 20:15:05 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

>accidentally kills uncle

2017-11-21 20:15:17 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

he's already dead tho

2017-11-21 20:16:13 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Herro we notice you lose leg, we want money for new ayyPhone XI

2017-11-21 20:16:38 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

you won't see it coming @porco

2017-11-21 20:19:38 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

there was a spark up here for seniors and funeral insurance
my granddad has end stage Alzheimer
pretty sure he wouldn't know

2017-11-21 20:21:02 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

>jacks eye out with file

2017-11-21 20:21:03 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yes

2017-11-21 20:21:58 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@Goz3rr you played too much Resident Evil 7

2017-11-21 20:22:31 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

my young brother got his fingers stuck in a candelabra holder

2017-11-21 20:22:47 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

what a misfortune

2017-11-21 20:23:44 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

My worst injury was my right hand being broken right in the wrist

2017-11-21 20:24:29 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

a classmate did it intentionally to me, my mom's a nurse so when she found out she had him this month in emergency, she called him out on it and forced him to apologize

2017-11-21 20:30:26 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

perfect to commit an hero

2017-11-22 08:37:07 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I'm at the stage of life when nothing works
Fucking hate my life

2017-11-28 09:21:53 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

what the fuck

2017-11-28 10:02:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>for Samsung, Huawei, HTC, Sony
I hate the "It's only for specific brands" meme

2017-11-28 10:04:03 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

that and you have to be quite retarded to cheap out on a USB cable usually

2017-11-28 10:04:39 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

I had one cheap 1m long USB cable for two years

2017-11-28 10:04:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

by cheap I mean 10 bucks

2017-11-28 10:07:25 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

everything else here costs twice as much

2017-11-28 10:07:28 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

yurop

2017-11-28 10:11:13 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@Cad because spoodermon

2017-11-28 10:15:13 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

usually they do

2017-11-28 10:15:38 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

but why is every aliexpress review written in broken English? There's literally nothing comprehensible

2017-11-28 10:18:16 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

oh hey comrade

2017-11-28 10:18:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Czech post is slow most of the time when I order something chink

2017-11-28 10:19:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

way too fucking many parcels?

2017-11-28 10:19:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

that's why I use ppl when I can

2017-11-28 10:19:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

lol

2017-11-28 10:19:55 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

he keeps pissing on the win8 machine that keeps track of parcels lol

2017-11-28 10:20:32 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

launch pennis

2017-11-28 10:20:40 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

chest edges are super difficult

2017-11-28 10:22:11 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

can you play jenga with them

2017-11-28 10:22:42 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-11-28 10:23:02 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>plays parcel tetris
>half of the parcels suddenly dissappear

2017-11-28 10:23:22 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

well at least you won't have to worry about sending that stuff eh

2017-11-28 10:25:54 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

>police knocks on the door and asks Cole if he stole ten packs of dakimakuras and fleshlights from the Czech Post storage

2017-11-28 10:26:05 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

wouldn't that be the dream lol

2017-11-28 10:26:49 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

my mom works as a nurse and the Czech cops are on every single shift she has
one guy escaped from prison and got hit by a car so he was sent to the surgery wing lol

2017-11-28 10:27:22 UTC [/csg/ #hot-deals]  

>lightweight sneakers
holy shit what is that meme

2017-11-28 10:27:43 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-28 10:28:00 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

my mom is married for twenty years lol

2017-11-28 10:28:36 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

we always joke about how mom is sucking the doctors' dicks for extra money

2017-11-28 10:29:20 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

lightweight sneakers are a meme though aren't they?
I'd just buy adidas at that price

2017-11-28 10:29:49 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

@cjharmer73 you mean the kickstarter smart shoes stuff?

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