I don't like phallic plastic animal dongers

You mean agnus

or whatever the shit they sell in burger king

the dildongs are not actually dildongs ?

ding dong doodily doo

they have that same elektrosex/fetishfantasy stuff in analplugs and penisrings and all kinds of urinal inserts too

id hate to be customs officer

Imagine you buy a human sized sex doll, what do you tell your mom is inside this big ass box?

that its for dads xmass gift

you wot

Electrsex seems cool

Lol

Imagine getting on a date and having sex "I'm into elektro", "oh me too babe" *plays Metallica*

tho most of people who can affort that shit dont live around their moms place anymore

so yeah time to move if situation is such

It's the

nutshock

Is that because of *ride the lightning* ?

Imagine your dad works at customs and he just happens to inspect your parcel

Nutscock?

See, @Rey gets it

linking the site to nsfw-lewds (where this whole convo belongs to be honest)

Sorry

i cant care much as its quiet in here today anyway

but maybe in future dildotalk should take place in nsfw room

Do full sized male sex dolls exist

or at least on off-topic

probably

It's just that this chat was active, so I thought "eh", you know?

Just kind of "eh"

yeah i know... and the talk originaly was about chinktoys

so it just derailed

I mean electoshock stuff goes hand in hand with a lot of things in aliexpress

that kind of involves electricity

oh god chink-quality electrosextoys.... mainsvoltage straight tru and no failsafes

Really?

i can see it happening and it aint pretty

Yeah, god forbid that shit happens to anyone, but at the same time, they deserve it

Imagine people found dead with an electric up your intestines

So the 220v to the arse is reality.

Noice