lol

don't astaret the skynet wqwar this rarly

alright leeem grab

beer #2 after like 5 shots lol

but it's been a few hours

Does my tongie tasre like acolol?

hmm

yes

i had caramel vodka last

beeerr now

it wan't thaty bad

the booze store gave me acolholic points for biying it

I don't like how it tastes like I'm licking a 2x4

I porever vodka

wherere can U vbuy puzzy vodka

That's why you biy it plkaveored

charry, watermoe,ln, orance vodka

yas, need puzzy flaverted vodka

I drink fockla strqight though

mmm, vanikla rum

buy the 10$ bottle and drink it straight

smnells graste and tasted pgood too

oh it was terrible

on;ly 40 proof

i like my 80 proof rum

lukewarm spiced bacardio, sastye

oh shit I'm lisping mnow

I have to ininsh this beer thoigyh'

Nah man

I'km ;iule 1/8 irish

qwll not like, am

I'm a part isrish

fuck you

beer is my bloood by default

i'm feeling patornized 💢 💢

Dog don dog on cat

About other way abound

Japanese bird making pasta

I was so retarded tonight

I counted a 5 as a 1

So I was 4 short

It was almost a case of having to call my boss and tell him we were short

haha a, drunkj

took 5 swigs of vodka in one go

and that was only havf of what I wah

w0oooooooooooooooooooooooooo;oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

woloo*

futa is way better than terans

also wha is pizza trat

as I know it pizza is *eyerbreos*

oh

mmmmm pizzza

WHAT DOES PIZZA HAVE TO DO WITH BOATSKLUTS

caps mb

america or intLY

well idk man

intaly is mrweof pasta peo;sl

No they incurred Margergita in italy

Then weAmerican ぜd いt

Shit

We Americanized it

Idk but they don't eat pizza like we do im 86% sure

No swyped my SwiftKey space bar

Sorr

;_;

Sobering up and I feel like big idiot

what is irc

I'm only 21

Internet relay chat?

Ye idk what it is

I don't know what to believe

I'll kill you

nice

I lost the 5 feet of like 100 pound test fishing wire to wrap around my neck fug

It feels good is why

the trick is to only apply light pressure on the arteries

while not touching the windpipe

I'm just lonely and hornt

oh boy back just in time for tipply eris

I don't into weed

smells funny and alcholol is good enough for me

oh god oh fuck

I couldn't handle that

It's bad enough with ocd

I was stuck on the same sentence for 3 hours today

Thinking whatever comes your way sounds good for writing but I don't do that

Like I'm not anti weed or anything, but just not for me I think

woo

hell yeah

post what you cum to

consensual non consent is good

One time I woke up to being pegged, then after I came she rode me till my dick hurt, even though I said "no"

So like 100% "rape"

biggest dildo you sat on <@&489004457007513601>

damn, mine is 4.5ish

I have an 8 in but that's way too big for me without a lot of warmup

somehow gotta get kidnapped again

I'm tempted to try it