don't astaret the skynet wqwar this rarly

vins you're too smashed to quickly type

Need another beer to type better

alright leeem grab

now we just need a drunk eris

beer #2 after like 5 shots lol

but it's been a few hours

find a way to measure BAC

Does my tongie tasre like acolol?

hmm

yes

like pure alcohol or what you drank last

i had caramel vodka last

beeerr now

gross

it wan't thaty bad

beer is extra gross though

the booze store gave me acolholic points for biying it

I prefer whiskey

I don't like how it tastes like I'm licking a 2x4

don't buy that then

there is a lot of whisky

I porever vodka

I just don't like the taste of nail polish remover

wherere can U vbuy puzzy vodka

pussy vodka?

That's why you biy it plkaveored

charry, watermoe,ln, orance vodka

nah, buy plain vodka for cocktails

yas, need puzzy flaverted vodka

I drink fockla strqight though

Coconut rum and cranberry juice though

mmm, vanikla rum

never tried that

buy the 10$ bottle and drink it straight

smnells graste and tasted pgood too

hmm

fair

whats the proof

god ur dumb.