I give you permission

@Tervy can we also ban the impersonator for being obsessed about being obsessed?

And while we're at it, can we nuke the server by mistake?

>chess

>porco

>vs

>matt

What

He's gonna break the board with just the weight of his hands

Imagine if it was one of those very fast games where they also have a timer

He'd eat the timer before the match would even start

And then he'd proceed to eat the referee

And his opponent

How're you gonna win against that?

>Warframe Lunaro

Memes

Fight on equal grounds

Sounds good

Because you'd be disqualified for not fitting the stick-like aesthetic

You know

Being round and all

>south italian
>south american

Sounds like it

There's no need to

Those two things speak for themselves

<:turt:443131018950606878>

>business woman

Did you gf also scam you like that?

@Sdeck37 he's chink, he barely knows anything of the world

>in a pub

Stopped reading there

And you ended up believing that you got her pregnant despite you not having fucked her?

>sports bar

>Matt defending a mongol

Imagine how the tables can turn when it's convenient to you

There we go

That's fitting

Just like the money in her rösti

I'd agree if "righteousness" is about calling China out for its bullshit

>for free

That's not Adam Sandler

You could say it was a...

... Lucky Strike

Hookers are still people

Very shady ones, but people

I read "russian chink"

@porco you're gonna tell us you never slept with your gf?

I bet in his mind he thought this was the best way to get her to marry him

"Oh, anon, you're so romantic!"

You do go to pubs though

You're bound to

So random hookups

@Matthew he can

Because he has no fingers

!answer best prime warframe

What the fuck

Your bot sucks

Correct answer, I digress

I can see the logic behind all of this

Let me explain:

Homosexual are very frustrated people and they always tend to go for one another, but, on the other hand, hookers always go for people that have problems and are looking for comfort, so, with that said, you're obviously an extremely frustrated homosexual

Hence why homosexuals and hookers are the only people that talk to you

You'll get out of your closet too, hun

Don't worry

Just keep refusing those tempting hookers

And let your wings spread

You were born

We know

You weren't born?!

Ah, so you got gangbanged

I see

>why were there hookers

Who said they were females

Did you personally check their belongings?

>he took a homosexual to his place

Remember to put on vaseline before you sleep, every night

He clearly knew you were

>go to a pub with the name that screams homosexuality
>talk to a dude thinking he's friendly
>dox yourself by taking him to your place

Again, put on lots of lube before you sleep, every night

It sounds like the name a furry would pick

Of course it sucks

And probably blows, too

Can't you just say "I was very drunk and had no idea what was happening"

You do, though

I can't see you but it clearly says "Faggot" on it

I bet he's irish

I think he's still at the pub and is wondering about what just happened

And he made up the hooker encounter to sound less gay

not*

ftfy

He's either irish or russian

>goes to a sports pub
>doesn't want to be rude

You clearly are lying

Your home was definitely a rowdy place after you took that guy with you

@Sdeck37 Yes

Like they all do

Now you're just sobbing in your sheets and retelling the events

Except you're lying about him not coming in

(In more ways than one)

I'd tell you the same