小機器豬

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2018-09-22 22:08:51 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Commands:
!thread - shows the current thread
!selfban - ban yourself from the server permanently
!pornspider [term] - searches for a term on pornspider

2018-09-22 22:09:00 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@ass burger has been banned from the server!

2018-09-22 22:09:02 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@porco has been banned from the server!

2018-10-05 20:20:28 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

NO U!

2018-10-05 20:20:40 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

NO U!

2018-10-05 20:22:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@Matthew has been banned from the server

2018-10-05 20:25:29 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Jokes are not allowed

2018-10-05 20:26:37 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@Matthew has been banned from the server

2018-10-05 20:28:27 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yes

2018-10-05 20:29:31 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yes

2018-10-05 20:29:56 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yes

2018-10-05 20:30:07 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

no

2018-10-05 20:30:37 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yes

2018-10-05 20:31:16 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yes

2018-10-05 20:32:30 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!selfban

2018-10-05 20:32:30 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@小機器豬 has been banned from the server!

2018-10-05 20:32:50 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say !say !say !say

2018-10-05 20:32:50 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say !say !say

2018-10-05 20:32:50 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say !say

2018-10-05 20:32:51 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say

2018-10-05 20:32:51 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say

2018-10-05 20:34:11 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

traps are gay

2018-10-05 20:34:19 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

The system is going down for power off NOW!

2018-10-05 20:40:27 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

iptables v1.6.1: no command specified
Try `iptables -h' or 'iptables --help' for more information.

2018-10-05 20:42:19 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

cunt

2018-10-05 20:42:34 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

hi @Brokenman, you are a faggot

2018-10-05 20:43:11 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@porco is my daddy

2018-10-05 20:43:39 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Anime profile pictures are for faggots

2018-10-05 20:43:58 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

traps are not gay

2018-10-05 20:44:25 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

mods are fags

2018-10-05 20:44:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

NO U!

2018-10-05 20:44:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

mods are gay

2018-10-05 20:44:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

NO U!

2018-10-05 20:46:41 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

NO U!

2018-10-05 20:47:36 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@Omoidasu sick anime propic, faggot

2018-10-05 20:48:34 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

<:newfagscant:238858091020419072>

2018-10-05 20:50:55 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

NO U!

2018-10-06 15:08:55 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.

2018-10-06 15:09:16 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

2018-10-06 15:09:33 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

2018-10-06 15:09:43 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

2018-10-06 15:10:01 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) has been banned from the server!

2018-10-06 15:10:15 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@porco has been banned from the server!

2018-10-06 15:11:39 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

bash: fg: %blow: no such job

2018-10-06 15:12:26 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

du: cannot read directory './.dbus': Permission denied

2018-10-06 15:12:29 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

du: cannot read directory './.cache/dconf': Permission denied

2018-10-06 15:12:33 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

151G .

2018-10-06 15:15:07 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

2018-10-06 15:18:28 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Generally, a face is a component polygon, polyhedron, or polytope. A two‐dimensional face thus has vertices and edges, and can be used to make cells. More formally, a face is the intersection of an n‐dimensional polytope with a tangent hyperplane. Zero‐dimensional faces are known as polyhedron vertices nodes, one‐dimensional faces as polyhedron edges, n-2‐D faces as ridges, and n-1‐dimensional faces as facets. The illustration above illustrates the most commonly encountered face, namely that of a three‐dimensional polyhedron.

2018-10-06 15:37:41 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

2018-10-06 15:39:21 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

archiving <https://www.lenovo.com/ch/de/>
this may take a few minutes...

2018-10-06 15:40:03 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

archiving <https://nodejs.org/api/readline.html>
this may take a few minutes...

2018-10-06 15:42:11 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

2018-10-06 15:43:39 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

2018-10-06 15:44:05 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

2018-10-06 15:44:18 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.

2018-10-06 15:44:53 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

2018-10-06 15:47:34 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!

2018-10-06 15:47:49 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!

2018-10-06 15:48:47 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

2018-10-06 15:50:01 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

2018-10-06 15:50:09 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Pandaweibchen sind nur zu einem einzigen Zeitpunkt im Jahr fruchtbar

2018-10-06 15:51:08 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

On the ground, a group of geese is a gaggle, in the sky it is a skein.

2018-10-06 15:51:37 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

A standard slinky measures 87 feet when stretched out.

2018-10-06 15:52:07 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

2018-10-06 15:52:08 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

2018-10-06 15:53:28 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Length of beard an average man would grow if he never shaved 27.5 feet

2018-10-06 15:53:41 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!joke

2018-10-06 15:53:42 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

2018-10-06 15:54:07 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!joke

2018-10-06 15:54:08 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

2018-10-06 15:55:13 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say !say !say !say !joke

2018-10-06 15:55:13 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say !say !say !joke

2018-10-06 15:55:13 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say !say !joke

2018-10-06 15:55:13 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!say !joke

2018-10-06 15:55:14 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

!joke

2018-10-06 15:55:29 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

2018-10-06 15:55:54 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.

2018-10-06 15:56:19 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

Larry Lewis ran the 100-yard dash in 17.8 seconds in 1969, thereby setting a new world`s record for runners in the 100-years-or-older class. He was 101.

2018-10-06 15:56:36 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

No short answer available

2018-10-06 15:56:50 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

No short answer available

2018-10-06 15:57:01 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

No short answer available

2018-10-06 15:58:11 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

My name is Wolfram Alpha

2018-10-06 16:09:51 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

idk

2018-10-06 16:10:10 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I compute without regard to race, creed, color, gender, marital status, ...

2018-10-06 16:10:42 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

idk

2018-10-06 16:10:48 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

The definition of the word "trap" is: a device in which something usually an animal can be caught and penned. The word "trap" has 11 other definitions

2018-10-06 16:11:03 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

The definition of the word "trap" is: a device in which something usually an animal can be caught and penned. The word "trap" has 11 other definitions

2018-10-06 16:11:12 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

idk

2018-10-06 16:18:05 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  
2018-10-06 16:29:52 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

The Lives of Others is a 2006 German drama film, marking the feature film debut of filmmaker Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, about the monitoring of East Berlin residents by agents of the Stasi, the GDR's secret police.

2018-10-06 16:34:20 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

The definition of the word "time" is: an instance or single occasion for some event. The word "time" has 13 other definitions

2018-10-06 16:34:27 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

The definition of the word "thyme" is: any of various mints of the genus Thymus. The word "thyme" has 1 other definition

2018-10-06 16:34:59 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

My name is Wolfram Alpha

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