Sieg heil to you to Mr bot

oops

der kek*

ah it took my IP for language detection

lmao

should have read the API docs

!fact

Are the next ones in french, italian and english?

On the ground, a group of geese is a gaggle, in the sky it is a skein.

!fact

A standard slinky measures 87 feet when stretched out.

Wow

Geese, that made me gaggle a little bit

!fact

!joke

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

!fact

Length of beard an average man would grow if he never shaved 27.5 feet

!say !joke

!joke

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

😂

fug

!say !joke

!joke

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

Deep dreamz

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!say !joke

!joke

damn

!joke

I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

No joke for you

Because you already are a joke in itself

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