>Worshipping electronics, sexually

That's so /g/ay

I think you're Morally obligated and financially inclined to make it a thing

<:woah:333623269674713098>

>implying I wouldn't wear it like a badge of pride

wagecucks btfo, I make more shitting than they do working

How do you word it on your resume though? Or your taxes, for that matter?

inb4 "u-uh...thanks..." and putting them in the closet forever

It'd probably actually be a lot of work. Like, your viewers are likely to have shit preferences, so you'll have to have a strict diet.

Shit preferences, yeah, Like, do you want someone to drop a fat brick on the Xbox One X, or spray it with a mostly liquid spray with plenty of farts?

@Deleted User It's common knowledge, r-right? There's a lot of variety to shits. It stands to reason that fetishists would prefer some over others

Isn't it waterproof?

But H2B never shows his face

I mean, he *kinda* did in his last video. Turns out he's a fatty.

...will the flashlight be ON?

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Hmmmmm

A month's rent

or a video of something shitting a room into an inky abyss

aaaaaaaAAAAAAFUCK. Finally dug this goddamn ingrown nail out of my big toe. Instant fucking relief.

...I shat on the chinky multitool I used to do it. Happy now?

No, it actually is a Leatherman Wave. <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

tfw chinkshit traitor

I got it for 30 bucks when my buddy upgraded to a leatherman with better steel in the knives. forget what it's called

...do you need a Proof of Purchase to use the warranty? because my eyeglass screwdriver is broken. The bit snapped off in there.

Are those Ingrown Toenail torture looking tools actually effective? Because digging this fucker out was so incredbily painful with the leatherman and a screwdriver

How much did you pay for shipping? Leathermans aren't light

Does anyone sell like, a programable Scroll dial for PCs? I remember seeing one in an LTT video but it was incredibly expensive

The mailmen in my neighborhood have been seasonal fucksticks for the entire year

The GF regularly has to go give our neighbors their mail that got delievered to us, and retrieve the mail they have of ours

And every time I try to confront the carrier about it, it's some Somalian who sprints across the street as soon as I open my door

The day my mailman expects a gift from me is the day I shoot him the dick

American Thank a Mailman day is Feb. 4th

but we have a holiday for literally fucking everything, so they can go fuck themselves

Fucking not in the USA

God, 45 bucks is still expensive. But thanks, I'll see if it ever goes on sale

>thanking mailmen for their cervix

>Bean and Euro is jello of freedom

Ammo can go right to your door in pretty much every state

Way more likely in Mexico than the US, my man

I still remember when my neighbors were like "Uh Matt, why is there a big box that says "LIVE AMMO" on your side door?"

And I just said "Oh, my 9mm is here, sweet"

Just blow into the mic you dunce

😂 👌

you...said that earlier? I'm pretty sure you did

So which the fuck is it

11 11 has sales, or 11 11 is a scam

reeeeeeee

I use 2 shitty acer monitors that were 100 bucks each, and while input lag is fine, the viewing angles are fucking AWFUL

>edc tactical Comb

What the fuck

Planes are just a chair in the air, As long as it doens't turn into a chair on the ground, I don't give a fuck about the food or if I get to watch Iron Man 2 on a 4 inch screen

Literally every country BESIDES the US has super strict rules on who can enter their country for anything more than a visit, I don't get why people get so anal-ruptured when the US suggests that we should do the same

Is this the power of credit cards and short-sighted spending...?

He gets just over 400 bux a month on Patreon

If you give him 75 bucks a month, you get a personal phone call from him

T E M P T I N G

W-why is Archie's email address "[email protected]"?

Does he RP as a jap girl?

Wait, we're still talking about this faggot?

I mean, I just got done watching all the Anime me and the GF are watching this season, so I get what you mean

Trying to decide if I wanna stay up for another 3 hours to get my 11 11 order in

Everything in my cart already has the 11 11 prices posted, I'm not necessarily looking for flash deals / surprises

I added a safety razor to the list. Interested to see if the meme is real.

Right

Yeah, not to mention that fresh blades aren't really any help if it takes a month for them to arrive

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Hoodie-Men-Long-Sleeve-Autumn-Winter-Hoodie-Sweatshirt-Sweat-Homme-Casual-Santa-Claus-Christmas-Hooded-Brand/2347135_32832332590.html

Dabbin' Black Santa hoodie

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/new-2014-free-shipping-EVA-Neon-Genesis-Evangelion-summer-sitcoms-men-male-man-short-sleeve-T/2040764616.html

Is this shirt low-key enough to not be seen as autistic in public?

so...are YOU autistic, or do you only wear solid color t-shirts or something

My favorite Virgin vs Chad meme is the one re: Bathroom usage

It says that the virgin holds his shit in whenever someone else walks into the bathroom, whereas Chad is constantly screaming at the top of his lungs, etc

>Implying euthanasia won't become legal in our lifetime

>implying any of us will willingly choose to become incapable of independent life

If my email inbox is to be trusted, The FCC Pajeet is going to fuck net neutrality up the ass in 2 weeks, so maybe 4chan won't be around in 2 years, let alone 20

Just like Trump is for-realsies gonna fuck Obama-care this time, guys! Seriously!

Or how there's REALLY gonna be a new assault weapons ban! Join the NRA now!

Blame both. They're both faggots.

Literally every politician of every party is demonstrably corrupt. Arguing that one party is worse than the other is foolish. There should be 1 term limits for these dipshits.

I'm willing to bet they are. I refuse to believe that Dabbing Black Santa could be a quality product.

https://getonfleek.com/product/chicken-ramen-hoodie/

According to this site trying to resell it at a hundred percent markup, it's printed on, but won't crack.

They're all bad. I'm mostly right-leaning, but let's not act like any of these out of touch cumwhores have our best interests in mind

B-but they said it wouldn't

Do you live in a city? I live in Minneapolis and see people wearing cringe shit like this all the time

They would recognize it, sure, but would they CARE?

Tourists are universally cringy, the hoodie you're wearing won't be the straw that broke the camel's back

And also, who cares what some malnourished gook thinks?

As long as Gun rights aren't eroded, I honestly don't care. I'm not dependent on welfare to sustain my life

If only someone else in the school had been armed. Even the threat of there being an armed individual would've deterred a shooter. Because they're cowards. If we get rid of soft targets and stop training people to be victims, acts of aggression will decrease.

The police are underpaid and undertrained, not to mention they're normal people with self-preservation instincts. So yeah, of course they were reluctant to run into an active shooting situation, and people died for that.

HomeOwners Association are fucking cancerous. They hounded my grandmother for MONTHS on end because her mailbox was the fucking wrong shade of green

I would never live in HMA neighborhoods. Neverfuckingever

It's a way for people to shadily keep "unwanted elements" out of their neighborhood, while also jacking up property values and rent for the people living there.

I have a friend who lives in a HOA complex, and he pays over 150 bucks a MONTH in HOA fees.

Because finding a new place to live in the city is literal hell

Thank fuck my GF's parents put a down payment down on a house for us, otherwise we'd be apartment plebs still