I didn't buy 50

Japan did 7-11

7-11 was a part-time job

>when the customs tell you that your package has illegal content

Like drones with batteries

China is a meme

China is a meme gone way too far

Like when an Australian shitposts and you answer

if you answer too often and start taking him serious, it goes too far

and that's how China exists

it's here in Switzerland but they say that the batteries aren't allowed to be shipped this way

I'm not exactly sure what this means since it has now already been shipped

I'm not Swiss, I'm Italian. But I have a legal permanent residence permit and a clean register

I guess in worst case, I'll get a fine for that

It depends on your country. Switzerland is one of the few countries to have an FTA with China.

Does the UK have an FTA with China?

If yes, you only pay your country's VAT in the height of the good's value

Basically the UK government becomes an average web dev?

Copy paste from existing systems and call it yours?

>you can use emojis in github's commit messages

coworkers will hate me

>towels break after second washing
Really makes you chink

Yes with emojis

My chink gf wanted them

I'm a software engineer

I won't get any other gf

3

Maybe 4

你好

That chink espresso machine is GOAT

Yes it looked fancy

I don't find it anymore

It was on dhgate

I'm banned @Tribit

I posted yellow fever threads on /pol/

And I did it for like a year now

And my last ban was for all boards

Not only pol

But I have a chink gf

I have a real chink gf you autists

And she's a year older than me

And I met her in Kaohsiung

She was selling fried chicken on the night market

I have a one room in Zurich because I stay here only Sunday evening - Wednesday

So yes, more or less student housing tier

Once she graduates I'll marry her

Zurich isn't Germany though

@Tribit in Switzerland (Zurich) she would be deported in case of divorce unless the marriage lasted 6 years at least

We're living together here since 2 years. Next year she will graduate and then study another 2 years for her master

5 years + 6 years = 11

She would have easier ways to get a visa

Taiwan

She's actually a 10/10

She's all things that white women aren't

She is conservative, traditional, a great cook, learn Italian to be accepted by my family and wants children

Also she's graduating computer science next year and we will go self employed together

>implying I'm not Chad for Asian standards

@Deleted User she's 26, I'm 25

I work as a software engineer in a private bank in Zurich, so many around me think she's a gold digger

I can't exclude it but I have some years to find out

@booming signal she's a 8/10 I guess

@Deleted User because I earn a lot of money. Especially relative to my age

What's the best chink batteries?

Xiaomi?

`[]string country;`

special and dedicated as in "the option exclusively for" is used interchangably in Chinese

R8

My chink gf bulk ordered tea this time

So the customs fucked me up a bit

@Tribit Syma x5c

@dariken maybe it got stuck in a cloud

Was it by chance some software license?

☭

It should do it when someone posts in Chinese characters

粽子

chinks wouldn't say that. You would rather use 他媽的, which is (fuck) your mother. But it's used more or less the same way as we use "fuck"

therefore it can express the whole bandwith of human emotion

他妈的 in simplified Chinese

Oh you're a chink

I'm Italian but my girlfriend is Taiwanese

so I had to learn some basics in order to understand the insults of her parents

:^)

Cantonese sounds much better than Mandarin, though.

You probably live in Hong Kong?

lie

discord doesn't time out for you

faggot

>tfw found an original Rolex nearby a crime scene when I was 16
don't buy a pleb watch from the chinks :^)

@zambz

I found it in a small village in Sicily on the ground when I was 16. I think someone was shot and the police just left.

I did not show it to anyone until I left Italy in general because I shat my pants about having it. When I moved to Switzerland I showed it to some dude in a clock shop because the battery was empty

I also asked questions about it

he said it was probably built in the 1940s - 1950s

and without certificates it's pretty worthless since it could be stolen